Tattoos, anyone?

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:12 pm

I'm definitely with the anti-Kerry King guys on this one.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:19 am

If Kerry King had Erich Zann's job, he wouldn't just hold the alien horrors at bay with his awesome guitar playing, he would make them buy his shoes and crap themselves for fear of incurring his wrath.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:59 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:If Kerry King had Erich Zann's job, he wouldn't just hold the alien horrors at bay with his awesome guitar playing, he would make them buy his shoes and crap themselves for fear of incurring his wrath.

Is that before or after Rusty Cooley comes in and Kerry shits himself for having a girl's name and being shit?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:46 pm

Oh please. Kerry may have a girl's name, but Rusty looks like one. If Kerry ever crapped himself, he would wipe his ass with Rusty and then vaporize him with a power chord of death.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:08 pm

Hardly. Rusty's too quick to be caught, you see. Kerry would spin himself round in circles chasing the impossible, and die from too much hype.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:09 pm

This is the most fun thread ever.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:10 pm

Indeed. Of course, Kerry would look at it and run crying, because he's been found out for the shit-heap that he is.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:41 pm

Plus he's illiterate.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:04 pm

He is? Dumb shite.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:29 am

Yeah, right. There are only two things that Rusty does quickly, fretwork and dropping to his knees in men's public restrooms.

Kerry King's ultimate power is unmatched. In a fight between Dagon and Nyarlathotep, the winner would be Kerry King.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:52 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Yeah, right. There are only two things that Rusty does quickly, fretwork and dropping to his knees in men's public restrooms.

Kerry King's ultimate power is unmatched. In a fight between Dagon and Nyarlathotep, the winner would be Kerry King.

No, it would be Maddox.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:34 pm

See, Kerry's such a pussy he shaved his head rather than go bald. That, my friend, is cowardice. Plus, when you sell out to the point of collaborating with Sum 41, you don't just get on your knees in mens' toilets, you'll do it anywhere.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 pm

Yeah, I actually have to say, he's pretty good at what he does, deep throated me all the way and had the courtesy to swallow it like a good little bitch.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:40 pm

Sounds about right.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:51 pm

Adrian wrote:No, it would be Maddox.

Meh . . . I might've agreed a year ago, but Maddox is losing the magic.