Nyarlathotep once again walks the Earth

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:16 pm

So there I am, walking down to the Esso gas/petrol station to buy cigarettes and suddenly, out of no where, I get this really strong and disturbing feeling that something has gone greatly amiss on Earth. It was so strong that I almost went home and look on BBC, but I didn't, I bought my cigs.

The further away from my dorm the less and less the feeling affects me, but as I draw closer it gets unbarebly strong. Finally I get up to my floor and as I start walking to my door I can barely walk at all. My steps are so faltering that I have to lean against the hallway wall until I get to my door. As I'm about to unlock the door and step in one of my flatmates comes out from the kitchen and tells me some guy was looking for me, that he was blonde and tall.

I don't know anyone like this. I'm firmly convinced that it was either Nyarlathotep or Death coming to pay me a visit. It's been 40 minutes since this went down and I'm still greatly uneasy. Somethings going to happen very soon, either to me or the world.

Yes, this was completely random, but true.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:46 pm

i can conceive of no other possible explanation

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:48 pm

I'm glad you see it my way.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:47 pm

It was neither. It's something even more horrifying. The tax man.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:35 pm

Please keep us informed!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:14 pm

If you turn up dead can u give me some of your shit?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:34 pm

For now everythings gone to rest. I know the Evil still walks about though.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:39 pm

There's no escaping Inland Revenue.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:17 am

Wrong, Nyarlathotep was described as looking like Lovecraft, not a tall blond man.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:37 am

that moderator pin doesn't make you an expert yogi. 'looking like lovecraft' probably isn't the best description of nyarlathotep

shadow out of time, on the other hand, sounds like The Man

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:43 am

JJ Burke wrote:that moderator pin doesn't make you an expert yogi. 'looking like lovecraft' probably isn't the best description of nyarlathotep

Your just jealous

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:25 am

Ah, but it is written that Nyarlathotep takes many forms, this is but one of them.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:43 am

Enkil wrote:Ah, but it is written that Nyarlathotep takes many forms, this is but one of them.

Man if I was Nyarlathotep I'd take a really unexpected form, like a can of pea's or a pile of junkmail on your front step

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:53 pm

Eternities End wrote:
Enkil wrote:Ah, but it is written that Nyarlathotep takes many forms, this is but one of them.
Man if I was Nyarlathotep I'd take a really unexpected form, like a can of pea's or a pile of junkmail on your front step

I'd take the form of an Urn of ashes or a Butterfly.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:33 pm

Butterflies are gay.