crikey!!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:52 pm

steve irwin, australia's famous tv 'crocodile hunter,' was just taken out by a stingray barb to the heart. google news

i don't want to go spreading inflammatory rumors about 'assassination,' but this seems fishy to me

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:04 am

Well, he always had a lot of heart for his job.
I'm glad his fans arn't being heartless about this tragic death.

I wonder how bleeding heart animal activists, like PETA, will take the news. They'll probably have a big ol' witches circle and sacrafice small babies, celebrating the death of the best known animal harasser ever.

I wonder if they'll ever release the footage of him getting speared. I'd like to see it.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:27 am

I always knew a critter would take him out some day, but a stingray barb to the heart . . . that's just too freakin' weird.

Something tells me I'm going to be sick of hearing about stingrays by the end of this week.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:46 am

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:19 pm

I came here to post this....To slow I guess..

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:24 pm

Man Thats Fucked! I always thought he would go down being ripped apart by a swarm of hungry crocks

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:51 pm

odin2 wrote:I came here to post this....To slow I guess..

and if that's not enough, compare my mighty post count to your limp travesty of participation. OH, how the mighty have fallen

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:55 am

I wait in the shadows for the time that I shall rise up and over take the post count of all!!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:31 am

Post count is worthless. It's merely a status symbol.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:02 am

...said the low-count quitster...

Enkil wrote:Now that we have some more people I'm gonna have to withdraw from this contest...

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:50 pm

JJ Burke wrote:...said the low-count quitster...
Enkil wrote:Now that we have some more people I'm gonna have to withdraw from this contest...
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

What?!?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:29 pm

I've had post counts on other forums above 1500. My point? They were all legit, meaningful posts, and thats the only reason I had so many.

And I withdrew from the contest for legit reasons. Bite me.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:54 pm

Enkil wrote:And I withdrew from the contest for legit reasons. Bite me.

too bad you weren't too legit to quit!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ah, i'm just playing. nobody can take a joke anymore

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:17 pm

I know, I always get the shit beat out of me for cracking gay jokes

that's what I get for being in Massachusetts.

(The "Bite me." was also a joke, so it appears you can't take them either. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:18 pm

That was gay.