First, exhibit A:
What you are reading in that image, is an email I received in my gmail spam box. It is a mail I have designated as spam, and anything that comes from that source winds its way into the trash can, awaiting my veangeful button mashing and sending it into screaming oblivion.
On any normal day, I merely empty the the spam folder, click "delete all spam at once" and go about my business. However, READ that fucking email subject. Take it into your hot, wet mouth, and roll it around a moment. Think about what it says...
In the past, I was fortunate enough to be intelligent enough not to be taken in by those Nigerian Scams via email. You know, those "Prince Edmund Zeke" bullshitters who would send out elaborate stories in email to get some poor mindless douchebag to send them their bank account to earn a share of "profits that exists only in NARNIA".
Well, although that particular historically hilarious spam phenomenon was a gas, and is now nothing more than a footnote in my online diary, I must at least confess that those Nigerian people had HALF of their cerebral functions registering as "working".
If you read what the image says, it is clear that either:
A - Spammers have gotten so confident in their ability to push bullshit onto ANYONE, they have stopped even trying to make coherent pitches.
"look forward your pigs throat cut"...
Are they trying to sell me pig throat cutting software? Are they eager to see my pig's throat cut? Does bacon somehow come into play here?
B - Spammers have ceased to even produce a product, faulty or not, and a massive robotical army has taken over the internet.
Here is another example:
When did annoyance become "ANNOYANCE". I mean, it is actually only slightly annoying for me nowadays to get spam, but when I can't even see what the fucking POINT is, someone is seriously trying to set me off in a Kmart with an AK-47.
This insanity needs to stop. They cannot POSSIBLY be making profits off of this kind of mentally degenerate detritus, and they cannot POSSIBLY therefore earn enough capital to sustain their network-marketing mental retardation...
