The Squirrel Conspiracy thread

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:41 am

Squirrel knocks out power to 5,000
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/15280295.htm

Just the latest among countless examples of attack and sabotage.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:43 am

Knowing is half the battle:

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/page1.html

http://www.anti-squirrel.com/

• All Squirrels Must Die

The official home page of the Squirrel Defamation League, exposing squirrels for the evil scourge that they are.
http://www.deadsquirrel.com/

• Anti Squirrel Infosite - North American Defense Against Squirrels

Educating the human race about the damage and devastation that squirrels can cause. Includes information about the squirrel hierarchy and anti-squirrel tactics.
http://www.anti-squirrel.com/

• Anti-Squirrel Coalition: Florida

A picture gallery of the different types of evil Floridian squirrels, and chapter news.
http://www.angelfire.com/zine/corndawggalaxy/asc.htm

• Great Squirrel War

We must fight or die. Includes video clips of the squirrel menace.
http://www.geocities.com/leovineous/squirrelwar.html

• Scary Squirrel World

Over 500 photographs and objective evidence of the skwerlien plot to subjugate the planet.
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/

• Squirrel Squat Squads

Links to weird squirrel articles, speculation about how the squirrels influence the media, and other remarks on "Public Enemy Number One."
http://www.htcomp.net/weis/squirrels4eeyore.html

• The Bushy Tailed Rat

Warns the public of the dangers of squirrels. Includes a special section of photographic evidence on "When Squirrels Attack."
http://www.geocities.com/nickedemis/

• The Squirrel Defense League

Presents evidence of the squirrel threat, and provides resources for squirrel-fighters, such as warning posters.
http://www.usd.edu/~burlache/squirrels/

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:43 am

i had no idea squirrels were so widely reviled. pretty soon we might have guys riding around town in the backs of pickup trucks, culling squirrels with .22 rifles like they handle nutria in the south. i foresee a squirrelocaust. let us pray that we don't provoke the totality of their wrath

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:10 am

WOW

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:22 am

JJ Burke wrote:i had no idea squirrels were so widely reviled. pretty soon we might have guys riding around town in the backs of pickup trucks, culling squirrels with .22 rifles like they handle nutria in the south. i foresee a squirrelocaust. let us pray that we don't provoke the totality of their wrath

I planning on culling a few before this month is out. If you don't hear from me in September, you'll know they got me.

Speaking of which, Aleister hasn't been around. . . .

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:04 pm

There's good eatin in them squirrels I hear.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:12 pm

Pinonomicon wrote:There's good eatin in them squirrels I hear.

Season starts Saturday in Kentucky. If my luck is good, I'll have them in stew this weekend and get back to you.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:16 pm

i believe the proper culinary term is skril, with variations like tire-grilt skril, dog-tenderized skril, and skrillo con BBs for a rustic southwestern flair

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:21 pm

JJ Burke wrote:i believe the proper culinary term is skril, with variations like tire-grilt skril, dog-tenderized skril, and skrillo con BBs for a rustic southwestern flair

Or tree-rat. With variations like stewed tree-rat, fried tree-rat, and fricasseed tree-rat.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:33 pm

Am I the only person in the world who likes squirrels? They so cute, and good exercise for my dog.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:52 am

Enkil wrote:Am I the only person in the world who likes squirrels? They so cute, and good exercise for my dog.

Yes, Yes you are..

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:52 pm

Craig Shoemaker's finest routine made into a series of webisodic expressions.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:50 am

decadence wrote:Craig Shoemaker's finest routine made into a series of webisodic expressions.

Craig Shoemaker sends a nickle for the plug.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:17 am

Squirrels are so cute though! I love watching them hop from tree to tree and chew on acorns. Yalls are just racists against squirrels.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:29 am

Enkil wrote:Squirrels are so cute though! I love watching them hop from tree to tree and chew on acorns. Yalls are just racists against squirrels.

I like squirrels. I fed them from my hand when I was a kid. I like cows too. But if there was a cowian conspiracy, I'd want to know about it. Also, my affection for cows doesn't prevent me from eating them. It's not a hate thing, it's a survival/food thing.