The Temple of Dagon

hey guys, i found a suitable... personally, i think they're pretty darn magnificent, Cult of Cthulhu talisman. (would be cool for Call of Cthulhu roleplaying also) check out myspace blog for details:


http://blog.myspace.com/vengersatanis



thanks for lookin'


VS

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what kind of shenanigans are you up to, darrick?

pretty much all kinds... myspace has more problems than occultists that believe Cthulhu is real...!

anyways, here's the stuff so you won't have to use that slow ass link from myspace:

last week, thanks to the help of my friend Sebastian, i found the official Cult of Cthulhu pendant. the deal just went through, i've ordered 100 of them which will arrive at the CoC office in late August.

these pendants are quite large, 3 inches from wingtip to wingtip and made of pewter. here is a link to the picture:

http://www.dark-platypus.com/image/cthulhuamulet.jpg


this magical amulet is primarily for special occasions, celebrations, annual Conclaves, Council sessions, ritual use, Grotto meetings, photographs, talking to the press, and sitting down to read a good book. probably not best for everyday wearing... or jogging due to its size.

anyone from the casual Cult of Cthulhu supporter to official member can order a pendant directly from me. they are $35 plus $5 shipping, handling, and insurance (inside the US). if you live outside the US please add an additional 5 dollars to the total. payment must be sent as a MONEY ORDER to this address:

Darrick Dishaw

Aberdeen Office

437 W. Gorham St.

Madison, WI 53703



if you are planning on becoming an official member of the Cult of Cthulhu as well, then please feel free to send one combined money order for both the pendant and lifetime membership fee.

any questions, just ask.



thank you,

Venger Satanis

Cult of Cthulhu High Priest

Anyone else thinking Theophilus P. Wildebeast?

yes, but it was for the '3 random words' thread.

i think a coarse hairy chest would be good with this pendant

i think a coarse hairy chest would be good with this pendant

a la Danzig... yes!

VS

Glenn has a hairy chest?

you don't own a copy of Lucifuge...? get the fuck out of here!

I did, about 12 years ago. Have no idea what happened to it. All I remember from it is the inverted cross foldout that my company's 1st Seargeant demanded I remove from the barrack's wall.

maybe your sargent was jealous of Danzig's hairy chest...? or perhaps it awakened homosexual feelings in him, who knows?

i actually like Danzig's 1st and 3rd albums best, but Lucifuge shows his fur as well as that upside down cross with the skull.

so yeah... how about those Cthulhu pendants... anyone?

VS

mother, tell your children not to wax my chest
tell your children hairy pecs are best
mother

JJ Burke wrote:mother, tell your children not to wax my chest
tell your children hairy pecs are best
mother

\m/ >< \m/

i actually like Danzig's 1st and 3rd albums best . . . .

I didn't really dig the 3rd one. Traded it for Black Sabbath's Dehumanizer.

so yeah... how about those Cthulhu pendants... anyone?

Looks all right. I'd wear one to a Cthulhu rally . . . and maybe to my wife's church . . . if I ever went to such places.

I didn't really dig the 3rd one. Traded it for Black Sabbath's Dehumanizer.

How did you manage that!?

Had a buddy who didn't like Dehumanizer.