Cthulhu pendants!

darrick · Post by **darrick** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:18 am

hey guys, i found a suitable... personally, i think they're pretty darn magnificent, Cult of Cthulhu talisman. (would be cool for Call of Cthulhu roleplaying also) check out myspace blog for details:

http://blog.myspace.com/vengersatanis

thanks for lookin'

VS

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:43 am

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what kind of shenanigans are you up to, darrick?

darrick · Post by **darrick** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:51 am

pretty much all kinds... myspace has more problems than occultists that believe Cthulhu is real...!

anyways, here's the stuff so you won't have to use that slow ass link from myspace:

last week, thanks to the help of my friend Sebastian, i found the official Cult of Cthulhu pendant. the deal just went through, i've ordered 100 of them which will arrive at the CoC office in late August.

these pendants are quite large, 3 inches from wingtip to wingtip and made of pewter. here is a link to the picture:

http://www.dark-platypus.com/image/cthulhuamulet.jpg

this magical amulet is primarily for special occasions, celebrations, annual Conclaves, Council sessions, ritual use, Grotto meetings, photographs, talking to the press, and sitting down to read a good book. probably not best for everyday wearing... or jogging due to its size.

anyone from the casual Cult of Cthulhu supporter to official member can order a pendant directly from me. they are $35 plus $5 shipping, handling, and insurance (inside the US). if you live outside the US please add an additional 5 dollars to the total. payment must be sent as a MONEY ORDER to this address:

Darrick Dishaw

Aberdeen Office

437 W. Gorham St.

Madison, WI 53703

if you are planning on becoming an official member of the Cult of Cthulhu as well, then please feel free to send one combined money order for both the pendant and lifetime membership fee.

any questions, just ask.

thank you,

Venger Satanis

Cult of Cthulhu High Priest

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:59 am

Anyone else thinking Theophilus P. Wildebeast?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:23 am

yes, but it was for the '3 random words' thread.

i think a coarse hairy chest would be good with this pendant

darrick · Post by **darrick** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:37 am

i think a coarse hairy chest would be good with this pendant

a la Danzig... yes!

VS

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:30 pm

Glenn has a hairy chest?

darrick · Post by **darrick** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:30 am

you don't own a copy of Lucifuge...? get the fuck out of here!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:35 pm

I did, about 12 years ago. Have no idea what happened to it. All I remember from it is the inverted cross foldout that my company's 1st Seargeant demanded I remove from the barrack's wall.

darrick · Post by **darrick** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:25 pm

maybe your sargent was jealous of Danzig's hairy chest...? or perhaps it awakened homosexual feelings in him, who knows?

i actually like Danzig's 1st and 3rd albums best, but Lucifuge shows his fur as well as that upside down cross with the skull.

so yeah... how about those Cthulhu pendants... anyone?

VS

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:30 pm

mother, tell your children not to wax my chest
tell your children hairy pecs are best
mother

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:23 pm

JJ Burke wrote:mother, tell your children not to wax my chest
tell your children hairy pecs are best
mother

\m/ >< \m/

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:32 pm

i actually like Danzig's 1st and 3rd albums best . . . .

I didn't really dig the 3rd one. Traded it for Black Sabbath's Dehumanizer.

so yeah... how about those Cthulhu pendants... anyone?

Looks all right. I'd wear one to a Cthulhu rally . . . and maybe to my wife's church . . . if I ever went to such places.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:01 pm

I didn't really dig the 3rd one. Traded it for Black Sabbath's Dehumanizer.

How did you manage that!?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:41 pm

Had a buddy who didn't like Dehumanizer.