ToD writers self-appr. thread

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:32 pm

I'll start:

I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.
I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

And Cthulhu.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:36 pm

You crazy, you jive ass fool. You plain crazy.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:55 pm

I wish I was Maddox.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:57 pm

now that i have read that, i have a learning disability

Dwight L. MacPherson · Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:51 pm

JJ Burke wrote:now that i have read that, i have a learning disability

sECOndeD.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:44 am

thirded!!

See it's making me use words that arent even real....

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:58 am

Well, it's real now. Congrats, Odin2, you just gave birth to a bouncing baby word!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:52 pm

It's not so healthy, though, it's only weighing in at a sickly two syllables. Nurse that fecker!

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:57 pm

I can simply walk into Mordor.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:14 pm

Part of me has the sneaking suspicion that there's some hidden meaning to all this.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:21 pm

omg it's the adrian code

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:46 am

It's subliminal advertising.
Must... holiday... in... Estonia...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:41 am

Subliminal Messages are not good for my baby word....

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:22 am

Jesus Prime wrote:It's subliminal advertising.
Must... holiday... in... Estonia...

Funny you should mention that, just a few days ago I played city guide to a musician from somewhere around London. I mentioned I'd like to visit New England someday because one of my favourite writers is from there. I think he asked "Henry James?" or something, I said no, HPL and he was "Oh, he's great."

I should state that he came to Estonia probably a day before I started this thread. It's straight-forward subliminal brain wave emission advertisement. A formula equal to the Ancient Rites. Change a font or a word (especially don't mess with the colours in the word "cthulhu"), otherwise you'll be deported. To. Estonia.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:14 pm

London England or London Canada?
When I assume it's one it's always the other.