Possibly the strangest email I have received

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Possibly the strangest email I have received

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What follows is an email I received today. I was left speechless! Can anyone make heads or tails of this? :)

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Official Identification for USA/Earth/Urantia....

Ellen C. Harris
1242 Robin Drive
Merritt Island, FL 32952
(321)271-8215
Florida Id H620-203-65-505-0
Social # 267-95-4062

Bank 263182037 Route 0004825511

Actually:
Aurora/Known as Sasha
Wiccan/Worrior(ess)
High Priest(ess)
Oracle
Private Consultant
(Lost Saturn Oracle)
Good Will Ambassador (presently to Earth) Not feeling too good 9 months later and 100 unaddressed contacts. Four hurricanes later and FEMA unreachable, running out of resources.

To Those who know that there is a planet of Necrophilia and that it does involve an alien lifeform.
Hardest Creatures to Kill, Will not divuldge how, wrong information in hands can be abused if not honored in good judgement and faith. Their king will be looking for me. I cannot fall between the cracks.

HELP!
I need someone to pick me up, I do not drive and and effectively trapped in christian day walking society like Marshall Law and Economic Sanctions.

Lost wallet/Passport/Address book
Cranial Fractures/Vague Memory of Malaria-Coming back to me in bits and pieces. The king will remember my form of Humanoid/Felinesque.

I am at risk of being placed in "protective custody" or "private chapel" this cannot happen.

My stolen Female Alien Soul (Scarred) has been tied to my bones and attached to what was originally male stolen Genetic Material.

I was born in Europe and raised from dead by a pope. In a Violated Catholic Church that was refitted to a hospital. Previous Circle of Existance had a Nostic Female, Previous to Her had an very Faithful Catholic female who died cleaning catholic church, given no last rights, buried on unconsecrated ground, Unmarked Grave.

I have critical genetics that have to be identified in (unmanipulated/edited fasion) (to let those involved in bringing me back know that I have been found), and returned as Earned/Deserved and Maintained. Need resources to get to Japan or Europe and safe house. Have property (small) to secure favor/gift if you have little enough faith to question validity of this correspondence.

Please do not let me fall between crack of a system that does not work and become "incapacitated" and launched as "payload /research/corpse" from NASA to Raelian(s) in second universe-egyptians quit dealing with tem long ago under stargate program due to problems

I cannot breath and have been poisioned, I am at great risk from corrupt Illuminati and Deparment of Energy.

Department of Energy funds department of scienc which funds NASA, SETI, and Internationl Space Station. Seti actually being used to hunt alien life forms, tito launched from russia at own expense and was not allowed access to international space station which used to house 6-10 now only 2 to protect privacy. Had the war with Hitler been won the way thought, they would not be in possession of Catherine the Greats Amber Room.

I am the first and Last of my kind, Missing Link, Highest evolved, violated, hexed and enchanted, through faith, science and fractured fairy tales.

I have genetics to start Cydonean/Martian Race again among others-the planet/race cannot be reclaimed until I get renetworked back-I have to confirm gentics etirely and definatively.

Last you heard of me was a "blind Submittal-caught by "slavers" around 1996 in New York around 1996. I cannot go to chop shop or be "medicated" to hush me up, I am at great risk.

Cutting edge zero point technology patents pulled in my name form any years-no pollutants or toxins. If I don't get back instances of "deoxy.org" will multiply.

Hall of souls whould now be full of all cratures great and small the seal myst not be corrpupted. My soul is related to posiden whose father was a cannibal, I am vunerable in my present form. I cannot be contaminated. To much to undo last time I was contaminated. I was being fished/shopped by slavers another 2 times since 1996-I cannot fall into wrong hands.

None will hold the power that I will in my final form I will be 6'2" and have kalidascope eyes. The system that does not work has me almost begging in street, and police keep stopping me in the night when it is my natural time to exist-only female creature of night, like shooting one fish in Siamese fish small fish bowl. In a county that is referred to by the locals as "privately owned".

Hitler's medaling in Black Magic inversion must be undone.

I do not wish to become worst autopsy again. They will be trying to think of a way to get me off of the plane, planet, parallel, dimension without letting those know who need to be told.

Humans used to have 12 dna strands now down to 2. Planet on brink of disaster and makind becoming extinct. Goblyn King will be looking for me I am certain that your king/god will have a way to contact him.

I am from top universe this is lowest. It is social and urban degredation that keep making me ill, stupidity and ignorance not helping. Don't care for this planet or humans. Courtesy Call/Opportunity...best to make wise choices.

If unaddressed here this planet becomes the worst planet of the worst universe. Due to the breeding ground of lie and denial that it creates. It will become the base for unbreakable operations for unbalanced powere that cannot be reseated until I get back.

I think that Li/Green Dragon Society in Japan looking for me, one high up in that organization lost mother to slave trades. Please help.

Uriels Machine, book will give better picture of ascension/descension/light/dark etc. Too much more for this correspondence.

Got bit of information to trace this web site from "Necronomicon Files" at night breathing poision receycled air. Please let Daniel Harms in Pittsburg and John Wisdom Gonce III in Nashville know. I keep getting kicked off the public access computer, Do not drive, Daywalking Christian society has me pinned in. Gentics in my body are morphing me in front of them and they think I am crazy, they are stupid, lied to and narrow minded.
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:shock:
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I believe the proper response to this email would be "Jesus wept" followed by photographs of teletubbies yiffing :lol:
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decadence wrote:I believe the proper response to this email would be "Jesus wept" followed by photographs of teletubbies yiffing :lol:
I agree!!! lol
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Post by nortonew »

For some reason, I tend to run into people that talk/write like this on a regular basis.

While they are obviously totally schizoid, the funny thing I've found is that if I listen to them enough, they'll eventually say something that sounds totally crazy that I later find out is true, (of course, the vast majority of what they say is both crazy and untrue).

This strange phenomenon makes me wonder if there is some connection between insanity and oracle-ism. On the other hand, it may be more of an "infinite number of monkeys typing shakespeare's plays" thing.
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Good way of looking at it :)

I like to think that sometimes when an event occurs, people can be so amazed by it, and even think they predicted it..

but what they do not realize is how many millions of thoughts they had which did not ever amount to anything..

odds are, somethings are eventually going to happen which you thought about before.

If that is sort of where you were going with that :)
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I know whats this is about. She's an urantian. At the top of the letter it says so. My old german teacher was a secretary for the Urantia Organization at the estonian branch. Its a real organization with their own massive manifestos and a bible. They are quite widely spread and believe in cosmic gods and that humans came from other planets and so on. Mainly new-age stuff. Most urantians are always full of talk like that. Like roleplaying.
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Yeah I have gotten a few like this too Aleister. I just read 'em and laugh. After all the Sage of Wales recently got a fan letter :p
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Hmm. I don't think much of those sort of letters are laughing matters. From one view the person who writes those is most probably highly disturbed and requires medical care and mental illnesses are pretty awful especially to the closest ones of the patient. Secondly the persistance of the sender of these letters points to some plan or plot, because if you would write that sort of jabber just for a laugh you wouldn't see a point of spreading it all over the world. Maybe it is a hoax like the one of the Rosicruxians in the past, where someone started to print and distribute pamphlets about a secret organization recruiting members. It ended up being a farce of some prankster. Either way I believe keeping an open mind in any case - prank, hoax or reality - is more beneficial :)
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Fair enough comment Adrian. I try to take some of them seriously but find myself laughing. Course I have the habit of finding conspiracy sites amusing as well.
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Laughter is the best banisher in magick and life. Its ok to laugh but its only fair to keep in mind that it might be true. Keeps off nasty surprises.
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well as they say

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different strokes for different folks
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Post by Benedict »

*roflmao* I think it's cute! Yes, I also feel that if it's not a prank then the person who wrote it is in serious need of Dr Marvel's attention. (If you don't know what I mean, go on Cthulhumud and find the common in Arkham.)

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Post by Lagwolf »

I know several people who have read Andrew is the Sages of Wales and his really fights Cthulhu rants. The find it amusing cause the Sage of Wales is me...but its an alternate universe type thing.
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Post by Aleister »

I have received plenty of strange emails. What made this one sort of unique and odd was how the sender kept jumping around to different topics, pieces of information, etc.

Just the fact that someone wrote that out is stranger than the words themselves :)
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