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Cthulhu vs Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:12 am
by TentacleThingy
In the same vein as Cthulhu vs Godzilla, I give you CTHULHU VS CHUCK NORRIS!
Sure Cthulhu is a giant monster who can turn people insane and can rend foes with his mighty jaws, but can anyone really beat Chuck Norris?
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:02 am
by Enkil
Bruce Lee did, and Cthulhu would too.
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:56 am
by JJ Burke
chuck norris would require the help of david hasselhoff and probably emmanuel lewis too—just to escape the arena with a shred of sanity. ironically, hasselhoff and lewis would then be missing in action
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:37 am
by Ian Whateley
I've pondered this question a great deal, and it has kept me up many a night. It is my hypothesis that, since according to lore Nyarlathotep shall manifest himself to herald Cthulhu's resurection, Nyarlathotep would obviously choose to manifest himself by possessing Chuck Norris.
The combination would be unstoppable.
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:13 pm
by Eternities End
If Chuck Norris died in the ultimate showdown, he's not invisible, unfortunately cthulhu re-assembles after he dies, except when someone drives a boat into his face, so I figure Chuck would have to jump down his throat and pulverize his brain in order to actually kill him...either way both would die.
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:37 am
by Razakel
Have you read the list of things Chuck Norris does??? A species of animal can't go extinct without his approval
Just watch your back Cthulhu..... watch your back....
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:50 pm
by TentacleThingy
Razakel wrote:
Just watch your back Cthulhu..... watch your back....
Damn straight!
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:17 pm
by JJ Burke
well then panda bears must not fear the norris, since they're endangered by choice (don't feel much like procreating)
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:46 pm
by Eternities End
and they live in mountainous regions yet feed on bamboo that tends to grow in lower more arid regions...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:55 pm
by Ian Whateley
Cthulhu would call on Yog-Sothoth, and Pop! C.N. is on another planet, without air...
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:01 pm
by Eternities End
He doesn't need air, he can survive on his own musk.
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:52 am
by JJ Burke
he could breathe his beardosphere, if you believe in such theoretical poppycock
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:40 pm
by odin2
When Chuck Norris does a pushup he does NOT push up, but rather he pushes the earth down.....
But Cthulhu would still drive Chuck insane.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:48 pm
by Eternities End
JJ Burke wrote:he could breathe his beardosphere, if you believe in such theoretical poppycock
Than how can he breathe underwater?
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 pm
by miz redavni
POPPYCOCK? WHAT THE HELL IS POPPYCOCK?!