Candy Mountian

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:58 pm

You will watch this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umq5Wiz9EiA

Only I know the hidden meaning of the video!!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:00 pm

one evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning,
down the track came a hobo hikin', and he said 'boys, i'm not turning,
i'm headed to a land that's far away, beside the crystal fountain,
so come with me, we'll go and see the big rock candy mountain...

...chaaaarlie'

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:48 pm

Two weeks from everywhere?

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:08 am

"The Punk rolled up his big brown eyes
And he said to the Jocker, 'Sandy, I've hiked with you six months and more, and still ain't seen no candy!
I've hiked and hiked, 'till my legs was sore,
I'll be God-Damned if I'll hike any more,
Or wind up treated like a two bit whore,
At the big Rock Candy Mountain"
This 'children's song' is about buggery, it was originally called "The Jocker and the Punk".
A jocker, or jockey is a sodomite, a punk is a catamite.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:01 pm

schweet

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:51 pm

Now you know.
Lovecraft was fascinated by the idea of hidden things-this is a good example.
A song that's considered "a children's favorite" turns out to be a very stark consideration of pederasty and homosexual relationships of a certain sort.
It's a cautionary tale.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:54 pm

Freaky.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:37 pm

Also, never trust unicorns....

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:38 pm

JJ Burke wrote:...chaaaarlie'

Burned forever in my brain.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:47 pm

This is better
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356858

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:11 pm

You could get unicornholed!