Enkil's Four Steps to Colonizing Space

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:00 am

1) Go to the moon, colonize it. Hope Cthulhu doesn’t follow.
2) Go to Mars. Hire a Space Marine to kill the demons, ala DOOM. Take coffee break.
3) Go to Europa. Set a legion of Eskimos loose on the surface to make buildings. Afterwards, kill them for food and warmth.
4) Wash, rise, repeat.

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:47 am

LMFAO

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:34 am

disposable eskimos? why aren't you working for nasa?!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:30 pm

They won't pay me enough.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:27 pm

But there's no such thing as Eskimoes!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:06 pm

You have two eyes but cannot see!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:14 pm

Dude Eskimoes arn't just gonna work like slaves...Trust me I hired a bunch of those assholes before to make me a snow igloo and they did a half assed job

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:09 pm

Because they aren't real!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:32 pm

i think it goes without saying that these eskimos will be infused with water bear dna for cheap and effective anhydrobiostasis during the long space voyages

i mean come on, like duh

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:53 pm

Enkil wrote:1) Go to the moon, colonize it. Hope Cthulhu doesn’t follow.
2) Go to Mars. Hire a Space Marine to kill the demons, ala DOOM. Take coffee break.
3) Go to Europa. Set a legion of Eskimos loose on the surface to make buildings. Afterwards, kill them for food and warmth.
4) Wash, rise, repeat.

Hope Cthulhu doesn’t follow should probably be added to the end of each step.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:13 am

Jesus Prime wrote:Because they aren't real!

Nah, Eskimos are real. You're thinking of leprechauns. Or gnomes. Or Canadians.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:59 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Enkil wrote:1) Go to the moon, colonize it. Hope Cthulhu doesn’t follow.
2) Go to Mars. Hire a Space Marine to kill the demons, ala DOOM. Take coffee break.
3) Go to Europa. Set a legion of Eskimos loose on the surface to make buildings. Afterwards, kill them for food and warmth.
4) Wash, rise, repeat.
Hope Cthulhu doesn’t follow should probably be added to the end of each step.

Hmm you're right. But at Europa it should probably be more, "Hope the Gate isn't open."

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:22 pm

Hodgson wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Because they aren't real!
Nah, Eskimos are real. You're thinking of leprechauns. Or gnomes. Or Canadians.

You son of as bitch!

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:51 pm

Eternities End wrote:
Hodgson wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Because they aren't real!
Nah, Eskimos are real. You're thinking of leprechauns. Or gnomes. Or Canadians.
You son of as bitch!

sons (it's plural)

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:13 pm

Hodgson wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Because they aren't real!
Nah, Eskimos are real. You're thinking of leprechauns. Or gnomes. Or Canadians.

I have met all of those, but never an Eskimo. So I remain unconvinced.

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