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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:08 am
by Pinonomicon
She certainly convinced the coroner.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:41 pm
by Jesus Prime
A ha...
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:00 am
by Pinonomicon
8 hour Ray Mears marathon on UKTV G2. I don't see any irony in sitting inside all day watching tv shows about outdoor survival. No, I don't.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:31 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
I'll have you know that indoor survival is no joke. No grizzly is as dangerous as an enraged wife, no geographic obstacle more frustrating than a crashed computer, no severe weather condition more threatening than a beer cooler that's out of ice.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:47 pm
by Jesus Prime
Plus, when you're in the woods with no food, you can hunt. In a house with no food, you starve, man. Game over.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:05 pm
by odin2
Unless you go mouse huunting.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:16 pm
by Jesus Prime
With no food, the mice have long departed.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:44 pm
by Pinonomicon
Call out for Pizza. Then using your bushcraft skills, ambush and kill the pizza boy. You get lots of pizza, plus a good couple of weeks' worth of meat.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:20 pm
by Jesus Prime
But they've gotten wise to the ruse. Perhaps I should have hidden the bones the first few times.
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:31 pm
by Pinonomicon
A good use for the bones is to make a nice chandelier
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:35 pm
by odin2
bushcraft skills??? Who said JP has any of those?
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:35 pm
by Jesus Prime
But I ate the fat so I can't make candles for them.