The Squirrel Conspiracy thread

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:31 pm

Ah well I dont feel so bad for not doing anything to stop them...killed Three squirrels today...

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:31 am

Why on earth would you kill squirrels. They're soooo cute! Kill ugly babies.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:41 pm

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:31 pm

Thne you should stop killing my furry friends. Ugly babies should be more than enough to stem your blood lust, especially if they're cranky and going through teething, sharp teeth can hurt like a mother fucker if bit.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:24 pm

Kill the grey ones, they're vermin. Let the red ones live, and help them to do so.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:10 am

Hodgson wrote:

I call that ugly...

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:44 am

Jesus Prime wrote:Kill the grey ones, they're vermin. Let the red ones live, and help them to do so.

What about the white ones (albino greys)? Surely you wouldn't kill a white one?

Yours,
Ray Squirrel

Moderator's edit: Hmm... Something's awry. Now if I could only put my finger on it...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:09 am

I hear they taste the best...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:14 pm

Yeah, I don't trust this Hodgson guy any more.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:25 pm

All hail Jesus Prime!

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:44 pm

Hodgson wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Kill the grey ones, they're vermin. Let the red ones live, and help them to do so.
What about the white ones (albino greys)? Surely you wouldn't kill a white one?

Yours,
Ray Squirrel

Moderator's edit: Hmm... Something's awry. Now if I could only put my finger on it...

I resent your insinuation.

Yours,
Ray Squirrel

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:47 pm

Enkil wrote:Are you guys seriously moderating now?

Exactly. Absolutely unspeakable. And hideous.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:58 pm

Enkil, I applaud your patriotism.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:04 pm

ATENSHUN HUMINZ

LEEV TEH SKRILS ALON
SKRILS MEEN U NO HORM
WIL NOT KIL AL HUMINZ BAIBEEZ
WIF NUT WEPINZ
NEX WEEK
WENSDAY
NO NO NO

NO

SINSEERLEE,
NOT A SKRIL

KHYTGR3E21`

the preceding was found typed into the reply box when i regained consciousness, having received a sharp blow to the cranium from some golf ball or something...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:05 pm

Hmm... Okay, good enough for me.