Tattoos, anyone?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:31 pm

Acooljt wrote:Your argument is that of King being better than Rusty and that Rusty sounds like an 86 Malmsteen session, thus, if Malmsteen and Rusty are on the same level, you are obviously implying that King is better than Yngwie, which he's not, nor ever has been, nor ever will be.

. . . the hell?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:09 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:most Slayer fans would . . . if given the choice . . . rally to Rusty.

LOL! Now I know you're smoking crack.

Rusty Cooley cries himself to sleep each night, upset that his super-neato-fast fretwork has attracted fewer fans than Nelson . . . and that one of the girls from Nelson once beat him up.

Kerry King, on the hand, travels to a new town each night. If he likes it, he uses his real ultimate power to attract new legions of fans. If he doesn't like it, he levels the town with one mighty swing of his B.C. Rich and pisses on the rubble.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:16 pm

R.I.P. Cliff

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:42 pm

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:55 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:most Slayer fans would . . . if given the choice . . . rally to Rusty.
LOL! Now I know you're smoking crack.

Rusty Cooley cries himself to sleep each night, upset that his super-neato-fast fretwork has attracted fewer fans than Nelson . . . and that one of the girls from Nelson once beat him up.

Kerry King, on the hand, travels to a new town each night. If he likes it, he uses his real ultimate power to attract new legions of fans. If he doesn't like it, he levels the town with one mighty swing of his B.C. Rich and pisses on the rubble.

King rides on the back of his band mates' success. Hanneman made that man as famous as he is, he didn't do it himself.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:59 pm

Damn I gotta make myself a new topic about "Kerry King vs. Good Ol' Rusty" and before I know it the topic will be polluted by random fights over who's HIM tat is better.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:31 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:King rides on the back of his band mates' success.

Rusty Cooley rides on the back of any man who drops his pants and bends over.

Post by **Aleister** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:32 pm

Adrian: Hunter S. Thompson!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:56 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:King rides on the back of his band mates' success.
Rusty Cooley rides on the back of any man who drops his pants and bends over.

No, that's Rob Halford. Who has talent. Unlike his fellow bald-headed metal musician, Kerry King, who has no talent.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:08 pm

And yet King's music is infinitely more awesome than Cooley's. Hmmm . . .

Ooh, maybe Rusty can finally find success if he switches to playing the kazoo!

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm

I'm an accomplished musician myself and I'm certainly with Jesus Prime, King blows.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:28 pm

Having recently turned 18 I've been thinking of getting either a tattoo or a piercing. Though I'm leaning more towards a piercing, I would like to get "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" tattooed on my left shoulder blade and "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming" on my right shoulder blade.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:52 pm

when will the kazoo bashing end!?!?!?!?

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri May 05, 2006 1:23 pm

@ Al: yeah, as I like F & L In Vegas and read extensivly about him. Then after my book release I got feedback that I hardly fit in any genre and so on. So as Thompson became an author I feel respect towards I decided that in this point of life I want to honour his memory and work by a stupid bat-covered gonzo black & white tattoo.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri May 05, 2006 1:32 pm

JJ Burke wrote:when will the kazoo bashing end!?!?!?!?

January 1st, 2112. All music bashing will stop then.