Tattoos, anyone?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:01 pm

If by sleep, you mean jealousy-induced coma, yeah, he does that.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:43 pm

It's just too bad they're jealous of the deaf.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:18 pm

They're partly jealous of the deaf and blind, because the deaf and blind will never know the shame of not being able to play as well as Rusty.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:59 am

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.

The primary difference between deaf people's playing and Rusty's playing is that listeners realize the deaf people are alive.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:42 am

In a Sum 41 video.

Sum 41.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:54 am

I do believe Adrian has begun to grasp things. Now, E.A., what do you find to sound 'dead' about Rusty's blindingly fast shredding? Is it a lack of the being completely shit that you seem to venerate King for?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm

Ooh, Rusty plays super fast. Neat!

"Blindingly fast shredding" does not, by itself, make music good. If it did, I'm sure Rusty would be at the top of the charts . . . with the rest of the girls.

When I hear King, I feel the power. When I hear Cooley, I feel like I'm listening to rejected solos from a 1986 Malmsteen recording session.

King can unleash the fury. The only thing Rusty ever unleashes is the lame poodle his momma named him after.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:07 pm

King does unleash a lot of fury. Fury in the legions of thrash fans who have to lsten to you venerate the whore.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:55 pm

Now that's just ridiculous. One disgruntled Rusty Cooley fan does not make a "legion."

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:55 pm

But some teenage Maiden fans make a sum, at least.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:27 pm

Wait a second, you can not even COMPARE King to Malmsteen. Malmsteen runs circles around King. The things that you say about Rusty, are just as true to King. King's music is boring and tedious. He has no originality.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:21 am

Wait a second, you can not even COMPARE King to Malmsteen.

I didn't. I compared Rusty to Yngwie.

King's music is boring and tedious.

BLASPHEMER! King's music is pure, ultimate power.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:25 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote: When I hear King, I feel the power. When I hear Cooley, I feel like I'm listening to rejected solos from a 1986 Malmsteen recording session.

Your argument is that of King being better than Rusty and that Rusty sounds like an 86 Malmsteen session, thus, if Malmsteen and Rusty are on the same level, you are obviously implying that King is better than Yngwie, which he's not, nor ever has been, nor ever will be.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:20 pm

Sorry to interrupt but I'd just like to mention that I had my Frank tattoo touched up because it was done on the back of my neck and it was a little too light. That area is supposed to be the worst place for tattoos because the ink doesn't get in there properly.

That's all.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:33 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Now that's just ridiculous. One disgruntled Rusty Cooley fan does not make a "legion."

No, but most Slayer fans would agree that King is easily the weakest member of that band, and if given the choice, would rally to Rusty. Hanneman, good. King, not so good. Shit, in fact. Now go listen to "Reign In Blood" or "Seasons In The Abyss", then any other thrash metal album, and compare King with others in the genre. He likcs the balls. Even Cliff Burton plays a more convincing guitar solo. These days, even.