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Cows are to stupid to have a conspiracy.
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When I tell that to the cows and you wake up one day to find your bed surrounded, don't blame me.
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My mind will just snap into Diablo 2 Secret Cow Level mode and I'll slay them all.
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Squirrel season, t- 10 hours. Sunrise 7:01 a.m.

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:lol:
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woooooooooooooo!!!!!
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Enkil wrote:My mind will just snap into Diablo 2 Secret Cow Level mode and I'll slay them all.
Don't forget the cowkill scroll from Baldur's Gate!!
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Cows? Squirrels? BAH! It's the sheep, I tells you! They can fly, they can swim, and the explode, causing up to 75 points of damage!
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Jesus Prime wrote:Cows? Squirrels? BAH! It's the sheep, I tells you! They can fly, they can swim, and the explode, causing up to 75 points of damage!
Bah?
don't you mean BAAAHHHH?
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So it took a week to mention nuts in the other squirrel thread but that came up right away? :P
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Yes.
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Poops.
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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