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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:39 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
The only balls associated with Youthanasia are the ones it licks.
Watched the Rusty vid. Yeah, he's bad, rockin' for his legions of fans (all five of them) in his bedroom in his momma's house. I bet he still sleeps under Star Wars sheets.
Kerry King rocks with absolute power. The '04 tsunami wasn't caused by an earthquake. It was caused by Kerry King playing a handful of chords from "Silent Scream" on a beach in Sumatra.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:41 pm
by JJ Burke
it's all about the barry manilow
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:16 pm
by Acooljt
Hey, lets not talk about who sleeps with what. I still have a Scooby Doo blanket and a Masters of the Universe blanket
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:13 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
You don't wear underoos, too, do you?
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:19 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
JJ Burke wrote:it's all about the barry manilow
The Musician Who Should Not Be
IA! IA! Shub-Manilow! Crooning Nerd of the Woods with a Giant Nose!
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:07 am
by Jesus Prime
E.A. Lovecraft wrote:The only balls associated with Youthanasia are the ones it licks.
Watched the Rusty vid. Yeah, he's bad, rockin' for his legions of fans (all five of them) in his bedroom in his momma's house. I bet he still sleeps under Star Wars sheets.
Kerry King rocks with absolute power. The '04 tsunami wasn't caused by an earthquake. It was caused by Kerry King playing a handful of chords from "Silent Scream" on a beach in Sumatra.
So fucking what about what he sleeps with and where - at least he's
GOOD. There's another one up to Rusty.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:28 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Yeah, but good at what? Oh, yeah: dull music.
One good thing about that, though. Whenever Rusty performs "on stage" (aka his momma's garage), the neighbors don't call the cops. They fall asleep.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:34 pm
by Acooljt
Dude, guess what guys? Barry Manilow is dating Nicollette Sheridan. If you don't know who she is, she's the REALLY hot blonde on that show Desperate Housewives and she was also in Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley. Look her up, she's definitely a hottie, and somehow Manilow is tappin her.
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:00 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Maybe they're together because The Manilow is easy to dominate?
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:10 pm
by Acooljt
Oh yeah, you know he's the submissive one.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:23 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Or, perhaps, she just has a nose fetish.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:34 pm
by JJ Burke
she likes piña colada, and getting caught in the rain
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:13 pm
by Jesus Prime
E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Yeah, but good at what? Oh, yeah: dull music.
I don't know, he's also pretty damn good at being the second fastest shredder in the entire world. And Girl's-name definately isn't
the fastest.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:08 pm
by JJ Burke
ooo, a teacher of tom morello.. not too shabby
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:36 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
Jesus Prime wrote:he's also pretty damn good at being the second fastest shredder in the entire world.
Which accounts for the speed at which his music puts people to sleep.