Tattoos, anyone?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:39 pm

The only balls associated with Youthanasia are the ones it licks.

Watched the Rusty vid. Yeah, he's bad, rockin' for his legions of fans (all five of them) in his bedroom in his momma's house. I bet he still sleeps under Star Wars sheets.

Kerry King rocks with absolute power. The '04 tsunami wasn't caused by an earthquake. It was caused by Kerry King playing a handful of chords from "Silent Scream" on a beach in Sumatra.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:41 pm

it's all about the barry manilow

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:16 pm

Hey, lets not talk about who sleeps with what. I still have a Scooby Doo blanket and a Masters of the Universe blanket

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:13 pm

You don't wear underoos, too, do you?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:19 pm

JJ Burke wrote:it's all about the barry manilow

The Musician Who Should Not Be

IA! IA! Shub-Manilow! Crooning Nerd of the Woods with a Giant Nose!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:07 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:The only balls associated with Youthanasia are the ones it licks.

Watched the Rusty vid. Yeah, he's bad, rockin' for his legions of fans (all five of them) in his bedroom in his momma's house. I bet he still sleeps under Star Wars sheets.

Kerry King rocks with absolute power. The '04 tsunami wasn't caused by an earthquake. It was caused by Kerry King playing a handful of chords from "Silent Scream" on a beach in Sumatra.

So fucking what about what he sleeps with and where - at least he's GOOD. There's another one up to Rusty.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:28 pm

Yeah, but good at what? Oh, yeah: dull music.

One good thing about that, though. Whenever Rusty performs "on stage" (aka his momma's garage), the neighbors don't call the cops. They fall asleep.

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:34 pm

Dude, guess what guys? Barry Manilow is dating Nicollette Sheridan. If you don't know who she is, she's the REALLY hot blonde on that show Desperate Housewives and she was also in Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley. Look her up, she's definitely a hottie, and somehow Manilow is tappin her.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:00 pm

Maybe they're together because The Manilow is easy to dominate?

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:10 pm

Oh yeah, you know he's the submissive one.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:23 pm

Or, perhaps, she just has a nose fetish.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:34 pm

she likes piña colada, and getting caught in the rain

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:13 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Yeah, but good at what? Oh, yeah: dull music.

I don't know, he's also pretty damn good at being the second fastest shredder in the entire world. And Girl's-name definately isn't the fastest.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:08 pm

ooo, a teacher of tom morello.. not too shabby

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:36 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:he's also pretty damn good at being the second fastest shredder in the entire world.

Which accounts for the speed at which his music puts people to sleep.