Tattoos, anyone?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:02 am

See, Kerry's such a pussy he shaved his head rather than go bald. That, my friend, is cowardice.

Face it, a shaved noggin trumps the hair laurel any day.

Plus, when you sell out to the point of collaborating with Sum 41, you don't just get on your knees in mens' toilets, you'll do it anywhere.

At least he collaborated with musicians who pay homage to their roots, unlike your boy Mike Patton, who collaborated with Bjork.

What a djork.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:07 am

I actually have to say, he's pretty good at what he does, deep throated me all the way . . .

That wasn't Kerry King, that was your mom. I know the beards are similar, but the lack of tatoos should've been a dead giveaway.

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:03 am

I own a Sum 41 album "Does This Look Infected?" and I also have Fantomas' "Delirium Cordia". My playlist gives me "God Hates Us All" on repeat when I wake up, so I think I'm pretty much even with Kerry haters/lovers.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:01 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
See, Kerry's such a pussy he shaved his head rather than go bald. That, my friend, is cowardice.
Face it, a shaved noggin trumps the hair laurel any day.

Plus, when you sell out to the point of collaborating with Sum 41, you don't just get on your knees in mens' toilets, you'll do it anywhere.
At least he collaborated with musicians who pay homage to their roots, unlike your boy Mike Patton, who collaborated with Bjork.

What a djork.

Roots? You mean Mr. Bungle? Something so eclectic that Mike could pull just about anything out of his ass for a new album and it'd still be traceable to "Bowl of Chiley"? Or perhaps you mean Kerry King's roots, obviously back in a band who rap about how much they love Judas Priest while their guitar player tries to remember which one is the "high pitched string"?

Acooljt · Post by **Acooljt** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:05 am

Being a guitar player myself, I really had to laugh at the "high pitched string" crack. The "what a djork" comes in with a close second though, lots of points for creativity. :p

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:24 am

We're writers, it's all we're good at.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:29 pm

Roots? You mean Mr. Bungle? . . .

Nope.

We're writers, it's all we're good at.

Too bad we aren't good at making Cthulhu bongs. I hear there's a huge market for it these days.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:43 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Roots? You mean Mr. Bungle? . . .
Nope.

Strange, considering that he was in Mr. Bungle for years before he got famous.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:16 pm

It would only be strange if I was talking about Djork's or King's roots, and not the other musicians'.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:23 pm

When you take the piss out of Patton for straying from his roots, it becomes strange to not accept his roots as being what they are. King started in Megadeth. He now plays piss.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:58 pm

Nobody accused Patton of straying from his roots.

BTW, King only assisted Megadeth for some live shows. He had formed Slayer two years earlier. As for Megadeth, Mustaine lost his balls after Countdown. Slayer still rocks.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:01 pm

After "Youanasia", mon frere. Slayer stopped rocking when they brought out that God awful piece of shit "Diabolus in Musica". And, unlike Slayer, Megadeth are going metal again.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:14 pm

If he hadn't lost his balls before Youthanasia, then why didn't he use them when recording that suckfest?

Diabolus in Musica rules. U.S. troops once played it in Iraq during combat. When they cranked it up to eleven, the insurgents' heads exploded.

Some Japanese troops tried the same thing with Youthanasia. However, when they turned up the volume, everybody on both sides just dropped their weapons and did the Mashed Potato.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:26 am

I don't know, man, there's a lot of balls in "Youth". Mainly around the riffage.
And so what if soldiers listen to something? They listen to Bloodhound Gang too, and those guys don't know shit.
Rusty rocks, King sucks, and that's final. Watch Rusty play. Go on, do it.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:08 pm

And, as proof -
http://www.rustycooley.com/videos/uti_c ... 20512k.wmv