Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:24 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:The world needs more pirate movies.

But it'd be nice if the pirates, were, you know... PIRATES. Not some girly-boy who got kicked off his own ship. We need more pirates that are actually pirately.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:37 pm

they should make a nice nc-17 movie about blackbeard. directed by oliver stone and jack daniels, starring nick nolte, gary busey, christopher walken, steve buscemi, chuck norris, gary coleman as frenchy, and introducing yog-sothoth as barnacle pete

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Do you have any idea, how much it would cost to get Yog-sothoth in on something like that??

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:40 pm

not the 'real' one, i mean our yogi

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:42 pm

Oh, I see.
He comes a lot cheaper.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:54 pm

why...... can you get the real one? this movie is being fully funded by larry flynt

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:56 pm

Well I am the High priest of Cthulhu...
I might be able to pull some strings.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:04 pm

Hell, I'll throw some money into that. Steve Buscemi is amazing. But it needs more Kurt Russel. A lot more Kurt Russel.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:07 pm

odin2 wrote:Oh, I see.
He comes a lot cheaper.

Better hope they use cue cards on the set.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:09 pm

no, it's ok.. barnacle pete is frenchy's pet dodo bird. he wears a little eyepatch and one of his legs is a peg.. it's all very thematic and adorable.

SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
the movie portrays the final extinction of the dodo bird when barnacle pete is shot off frenchy's shoulder by a cannonball. coleman then delivers the soliloquy of his career

ps. have kurt russell's people send my people an extravagant bribe, then have my people killed and deliver the bribe to me

Erich Zann · Post by **Erich Zann** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:54 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Pirates of the Caribbean rocked. The world needs more pirate movies.

Right on!

I am presently waiting for the original film entitled; The Island 77' w/ Michael Cain, a present date pirate flick co-starring David Warner. I really liked this film but it's still not available on DVD. The more recent movie released as The Island has nothing to do with this (much more original) movie. It's got nudity, violence (cool bloodshed), and best of all an excellent storlyine with dialogue that truly delivers.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:46 am

JJ Burke wrote:they should make a ...............movie about blackbeard.

No one famous came out!!

But the movie was made by the people that actualy study pirates and
Blackbeard, so you know it is based on as close as they can get.

Plus this DVD has some extras on blackbeard that are very interesting!

http://shop.nationalgeographic.com/shop ... kbeard+DVD

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:39 am

yeah, i saw some of that when it was on national geographic. but their approach is too informational.. this new movie is all about blood & guts & puke on the high seas

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:48 am

We need a movie where Kurt Russel and Geoffrey Rush fight to the death as Viking Pirates.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:44 pm

Jesus Prime wrote: Viking Pirates.

OH YEAH