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I will give you this loaf of bread if you take three of my Rasbucknik!!
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Not a shot.
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Two loaf! And a fishes!
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I heard about that trick.
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Where trick? No trick. I give you two loaf and a fishes.
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Yeah, and they turn into oak leaves as soon as you're gone.
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Curses upon your childrens! How do I feed my daughter if you won't take my two loaf and a fishes?
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Here, give her this Reader's Digestion Condensed Book, bound in beef jerky.
Just add water.
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Jerky! You are saint!
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There's an awful lot of food mentioned in this thread..........
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Food is the mud of life here in Elbonia.
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Jesus Prime wrote:Curses upon your childrens! How do I feed my daughter if you won't take my two loaf and a fishes?
I will take it....But only if the fish are made into fish jerky first!!
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No water here. All meat is jerky.
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the rebels have burned the treasury! all rasbucknik across the land are slightly less worthless! i will tell you the whole story for -5 rasbucknik! bargain basement blowout bonanza
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Wooo! A thousand posts!

I take four of your rasbuckniks for story. No more.
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