"There is Ridiculous. Then there is RIDICULOUS"

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:48 pm

Just don't ask Chuck Norris.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:49 pm

And don't say his name name three times.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:58 pm

we and our universe are figments of a dream chuck norris is having

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:30 am

Roundhouse Rave!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:01 pm

JJ Burke wrote:we and our universe are figments of a dream chuck norris is having

I think it'd be a nightmare - if it were Chuck's dream, there'd be more roundhouse kicking, and less Ian Paisley.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:33 pm

i think you have stumbled upon a theological paradox... can chuck norris have a nightmare so horrible that even he is frightened by it?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:12 pm

No. He merely laughs at it. But it's not laughing in the face of fear, it's laughing like you laugh at a clown.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:17 pm

It's not polite to laugh at clowns. They didn't ask to be born that way.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:25 am

I know, but if they didn't want us laughing at them, they'd hide themselves away at home.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:18 am

Stupid clowns.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:16 pm

I like clowns. Except Pogo. No one likes Pogo the clown - especially children.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:54 pm

I always thought you were more of a mime person.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:38 pm

Chuck would win, and Rusty's ma would wonder why he didn't come home for dinner.
Then Kerry King would cry because he's a dumb pussy.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:12 pm

Kerry King would vaporize Chuck Norris with a series of wicked riffs of total awesomness from his guitar.