a tale told by an idiot

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:04 pm

good old Farris Wheel oil, they used to sell the real stuff...now its just cheap imitations...doesn't smell quite the same

Tindalos · Post by **Tindalos** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:43 pm

Ah the suspense...

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:29 am

the suspense actually killed the author. we're looking for a replacement (surprisingly hard to find someone who will do this and also not smoke crack).

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:25 pm

Well dont be so damn picky then

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:43 pm

'hooray!' et'uurn't'ees-zendh cheered with tearful joy. 'that was a wicked bitchin radical story.'

'i didn't see that coming at all,' said jhæzyss-präimn.

ehnq'iehl draped a mucigenous tentacle over jhæzyss-präimn's humped back. 'none of us did,' said ehnq'iehl, and jhæzyss-präimn squirmed.

khåjz-tsùnn tapped on the counter. 'it was sad when je-je-bhurkh'k had to eat the cowboy monkey to gain his powers.'

everyone stopped smiling for a moment and looked at the floor.

'but then he came back to life and gave everyone jerky sandwiches!' said et'uurn't'ees-zendh.

and so it was written

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:14 am

Oh shit! Could this be the end!??

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:37 pm

Holy crap this is awseme XD nice work je-je-bhurkh'k it is at this particular point in time that the blasphemous horror known as tsathoggua ascended to the altar of the dark god je-je-bhurkh'k and began to ass kiss with all the dark powers he possessed and/or could steal from orhl'es-x'ter, jhæzyss-präimn and yog-sothoth to beg for another installment of the forbidden post that is known as a'tahighl'bey'ahgn'idxgh'yethur

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:00 pm

we need a new idiot to continue the saga for a new generation. i'm tapped out i think