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*i describe my actions in the third person*
A monkey riding a dog is probably the awesomest thing that could ever happen.
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*Describes jj's actions in the third person*
"If the eye could perceive the demons that people the universe, existence would be impossible. The demons are more numerous than we are."
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Actually, JJ, technically thats 1st person
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"Yes it is" said tsath who frankly thought it was all bullshit really.
He then proceeded to load more ff7 videos onto his facebook profile.
"XD" said Gus Lawless a.k.a. Yaersulf
"I know his I.P. address if anyone wants it!" Said tsath
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"What the hell is the matter with you idiots!?" Navaha exclaimed whilst downloading illegal porn.
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"Clearly has no girlfriend" muttered tsath, as he sat and pondered what form of pornography could be both illegal and to navaha's tastes...
"Toddlercon!" The taod god suddenly exclaimed send a number of bats into screaming fits of insanity
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"Toddlercon!? That EXISTS!? What the hell is the matter with people!?" Navaha shouted incredulously, spewing soda everywhere. "Everyone knows they have to be at LEAST twelve!"

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you load the page in your browser and a single word catches your eye. the word is misspelled—or maybe something is wrong with the font. you take a closer look. your mind short circuits and you soil yourself for nine straight minutes while strumming your index finger up and down over your lips. from now on, every time you see the word ••••••• it will appear as a series of meaningless dots.
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Dammit, these were new boxers too!!!
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WHO WANTS TO BE FACEBOOK BUDDIES :D
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Me i do! i'm emry kereru if anyone wants to add me :D
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I'm Alex Howard. If you can't see my face, it's me. XD
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What does a toilet seat have to do with anything?
Fahy Walters, if anyone wants to add me :D
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Post by Navaha »

But Fahy Walters is such a common name, how will we ever know it is yooooouuuuu?
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