
The ad reads:
My Little Cthulhu
Yes! Now you can own your very own elder god... Cthulhu!
This little baby spawn comes directly to you from the fishing town of Inssmouth Massachusetts. It pees, growls, and is able to change the fabric of time itself, get yours today!
ONLY 2.99 plus S&h
Order by the next summer solstice and get a copy of the legendary Necronomicon!
The perfect bed time story book for little Cthulhu. pay only s&h 50c
Another Temple of Dagon exclusive!
H.P. Lovecraft approved!
(Small print)
The Temple of Dagon does not take responsability for any damages, phisical, dimentional, or spiritual, caused by or in part by Little Cthulhu.
You are responsable for all damages, accidental death and or armagedon.