New Novel Idea!

twilightfan^_^ · Post by **twilightfan^_^** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:04 pm

Hi, guys. I'm thinking of revamping the Cthulhu Mythos so that it appeals to teenage girls. Tell me what you think!

As Cthulhu gets closer to his state of awakening, his dreams become more violent and eventually, he creates a human avatar of himself in human society. Curious about the culture that he is to dominate, he enrolls in the local highschool where he meets a girl called Bella. She immediately falls in love in first sight with him and wanting to avoid attachment, Cthulhu tries to rebuke her. Eventually, she notices a few of the odd traits that have passed from Cthulhu's natural form into this humanoid avatar and she is confronted by a close, old friend who is secretly in love with her and who is secretly Nyarlathotep. He reveals Cthulhu's secret but Bella doesn't care - she simply admits her love for Cthulhu and vows to help him change, so that he will never have to enslave humanity. Touched by her, Cthulhu falls in love with her and vows to change, much to the chagrin of Nyarlathotep.
However, Shub-Niggurath, a former lover of Cthulhu discovers what is going on thanks to the aid of Nyarlathotep, who wishes for Cthulhu's demise. With the secret aid of Nyarlathotep, she attempts to ruin Cthulhu and Bella's relationship but fails miserably, dying in the process. This only brings Cthulhu and Bella closer and causes Bella to rebuke Nyarlathotep when she finds out about how he aided Shub-Niggurath.

If you want, I can tell you the plot for the sequel!

I know I took a lot of inspiration from Twilight (my favourite series) but I think this has a lot of promise!

What do you think, guys?

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:30 pm

are you serious? Is she serious? Cthulhu...a giant octopus monster...falls in love with a girl...and chages its ways...I mean...I mean....what the hell!? My god woman! My god!!

And by the way, Twilight sucks ass...why would you want to steal the entire plot from that just to completly ruin H.P.'s good name...

I mean....MY GOD!!!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:34 pm

by the way are you into tentacle porn? I mean seriously, who finds Cthulhu sexually appealing? I mean shit!!! I hope someone slaps you in the face...wtf Shub-Niggurath...the goat with a thousand young...has nothing better to do than to ruin Cthulhu's relationship??? I mean this is bad and you should feel bad...For the love of god this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard...

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:37 am

yeah.. not everything is adaptable to high school soap opera mode. vampires, sure why not, they've already been hacked into every mold there is. but there's no fhtagn way cthulhu and nyarlathotep are going to infiltrate the student body and have romantic entanglements. come ON

lovecraft518 · Post by **lovecraft518** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:40 pm

...
Please SOMEONE kick her off of here. Just the name itself makes me want to punch her in the face

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:47 pm

Fuck thank you! We're a mod when you need one...

and on another note,
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=IBE0X0P6

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:37 pm

OMFG that is the most fucking retarded idea ever!!!!!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:06 pm

ah god, looking back on that, I hope someone serious kicks the shit out of that bitch, honestly...needs to get some sense knocked into her...and I'm not normally a violent person...I Mean My GOD!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:24 pm

*twitch, twitch*

So....Much....FAIL.....So ....Much....Stupid.....Can't......Go on......Must.... Die........*Face Asplodes*

lovecraft518 · Post by **lovecraft518** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:04 pm

I still want to punch her in the face

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:29 pm

I can't believe cthulhu would betray us for that sorority bitch

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:00 pm

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:24 pm

Stop using whats his face in vain!

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:00 pm

No i'm an emmisiary of the king in yellow now take this!!!

Hastur will kill you!!!

CthulhuLegionary · Post by **CthulhuLegionary** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:52 am

What in the name of Azathoth??!!

R u fucking retarded? Howard Phillips Lovecraft is one of the best writers of all times... and u wanna screw his legacy? twilight is the most over-rated "book" ive ever known of.
I know it cause i read it ( dont ask y, cause i dont know).

I hope Cthulhu eats ur soul... although he wuld probably throw up.

Long live Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos!!