"Cake & Eat Itself Too"

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decadence
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"Cake & Eat Itself Too"

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I have come to the conclusion that the basic principles which outline everyday life in America are being used as scat-laden panties by my countrymen.

We not only want to eat, rape, shit out and repeat this action sequence to the cake, but we want the cake’s permission to be raped, eaten, shit out, and redone that way. Then we decide the cake needs to be given a voice, but not too much of one,. Then we decide the cake is being obtuse and restrict it's development through endless legal wrangling, moral juxtaposing against a backdrop of “what things used to be like”. Then we tie-dye the entire iced top of the cake and attempt to make the cake hate itself, blame itself, and ultimately apologize to itself for being cake, being sentient, and having an opinion on the plate upon which we have nail-gunned it.

The "cake"; in this case is everyman. It is the citizen. It is your uncle Buck. It is Mrs. SandyPanties on Bluebonnet Lane. The cake is everywhere, and yet no one can get at it, because the stale surface can withstand even a finger-poke from God Himself.

The cake cannot cry out, for we have litigated and legislated its vocal chords into glucose-vat silence. It cannot rise in the oven, because the oven is portrayed as a Hoax by Al Gore, and is thus merely a lumpy, cardboard cutout box made to appear as if a heating implement.

The candy sprinkles on the cake are mass perceptions, each one a different form of toxicity that leaves the tongue of the eater of the cake bittersweet. The tongue belongs to the beast that is desiring the eating of the cake.

You WILL be eaten.

You are either the "cake", the "fork" in the cake, or the entity holding the fork. There is no middle ground anymore. There is no passerby nonchalance. We will stand, or we will fall, by the magnitude in which we enable ourselves to be eaten, to eat, or to enable the eaters to eat us.

You are either the crime, or the victim. It's just that fucking simple.
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Justice may be blind, but it's seeing eye dog was trained by the corporations.
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Haven't you seen arrested development, the lawyers are faking to be blind while their seeing eye dogs are blind, ironically the seeing eye dog is named Justice.
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in the land of the blind, the one-eyed dog is king
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In Soviet Russia, The rash gets YOU.
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