The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?

MGFV · Post by **MGFV** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:30 pm

Maybe try to find any surviving Elder Things... they knew a thing or two about fighting the Old Ones, even if they were evil themselves.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:38 pm

Travel to Venezuela, I've got my reasons.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:57 pm

and deal with Hugo Chavez, no thank you my friend

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:07 pm

Hehe, no, actually is other the reason my good friend.

miz redavni · Post by **miz redavni** » Fri May 30, 2008 1:54 pm

Pinonomicon wrote:Put the moves on one of the old ones. Sometimes the mature ones are the best.

dont you mean, the ancient ones.... and its not "old ones" ether, theres the evil gods i.e. the ancient ones and the good gods i.e. the elder lords or the elder gods or the old gods... they go by all three.... O.o lol
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me? well...... im going to fight because i wanna shoot some zombies

and i wanna see how sexy tiamat is O.o

TentacleThingy · Post by **TentacleThingy** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 am

I'd take down as many cultists and the like as I could before I went down.

Ian Whateley · Post by **Ian Whateley** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:12 pm

I'd be pretty happy. Of course, I'd start gathering gear, but mostly, I'd be glad that the Old Ones were returning (and there are no good or evil gods, Miz, Old Ones can have different meaning regardless of what Derleth thought). After all, it would mean that Earth would be cleansed of the pitiful escaped fools-gone-wrong of the Elder Race (humans) and Great Cthulhu would teach the survivors the ways of the Great Old Ones, which sound really fun...

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:14 pm

Hodgson wrote:
JJ Burke wrote:i'll be that guy who stays behind in the deserted city to play with everyone else's possessions. when the toad armies come hopping through town and i get snatched up in some rubbery flipper, i'll turn the tables on them and urinate as a defense mechanism. they will then feel kinship with me and keep me as a lovable pet and mascot. later i will be caught in the crossfire during an assault on albuquerque, new mexico, and the amphibian horde will erect a blasphemous monument to me in the center of the city which will flourish on top of albuquerque's pulverized ruins. this new city will be known as qh'ygck'thbpbtpt.
What kind of amphibian horde erects blasphemous monuments to pets? They should just bury you in the back yard.

And I think that Qh'ygck'thbpbtpt should be capitalized. Or is this on the Frog Army Manual of Style?

Really when you think about it aren't tsathoggua's minions oozes rather than toads anyway?

Navaha · Post by **Navaha** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:49 am

Screw you all, I'm escaping into the Dreamlands, and I'm not taking any of you with me. =D

tsathoggua · Post by **tsathoggua** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:31 pm

Stuff all you jerks to borea away!!!
or maybe to yuggoth...
or shaggai...
or aldebrans neck of the woods and spend some quality time with hastur...

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The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?

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