Hello

Andrew Ryan · Post by **Andrew Ryan** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:02 am

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:37 am

Someones been masturbating to Bioshock a little too much...

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:52 am

Nah I was just REALLY bored. Good line though.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:10 am

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(So it turns out it won't let me post just a question mark. Curse you Al!)

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:33 pm

O, how the mighty have fallen

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:55 am

I AM ANDREW RYAN FOOL!

And I'm here to ask you a question...

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:38 am

my dad said never trust a guy with 2 first names

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:02 pm

JJ Burke wrote:my dad said never trust a guy with 2 first names

your dad also told you that you'd go blind if you kept touching yourself...did you? I don't think so...

lovecraft518 · Post by **lovecraft518** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:35 pm

OMG
that was on robot chicken last night
lol
they were making fun of mythbusters, and a mother called in to ask about the myth of jacking off too much and losing eyesight
and the myth busters came in and treated the little boy like the ghost busters would with a ghost
hilarious

Sp00ky · Post by **Sp00ky** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:17 pm

Do you think Andrew Ryan loves himself so much he faps to his own speeches?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:31 am

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:13 pm

Sp00ky wrote:Do you think Andrew Ryan loves himself so much he faps to his own speeches?

Have you not played the game? That guy is clearly high on himself