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Sp00ky
Occultist
Posts: 104 Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:41 amLocation: In ur cornerz coming from your anglez.
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by Sp00ky Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:58 pm
My girlfriend. She's pretty damn good lookin' and 19, so you know... No risk of imprisonment with this one. She is a vegan though, so.. if you want her you're gonna have to give up meat around her and, erm.... Well, she puts out. She is slightly used though, and batteries might be required.
"The truth will save you, Scully. I think it will save both of us."
Enkil
Primordial Evil
Posts: 655 Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:57 amLocation: Boston, Mass
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by Enkil Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:26 am
I'll take the smoking up.
"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it." ~ Caesar
Dr. Strangelove
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by Dr. Strangelove Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:22 pm
Vegan? Eww. I bet she looks like a tree with mosquito bites...
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:48 pm
Or some sort of dried up potato woman!
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
Sp00ky
Occultist
Posts: 104 Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:41 amLocation: In ur cornerz coming from your anglez.
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by Sp00ky Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:47 am
:O Actually, surprisingly not. Although she's kinda too skinny.
"The truth will save you, Scully. I think it will save both of us."
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:15 pm
How bout sharing a picture so that I can photo shop her nakid...unless you think thats creepy?
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
Dr. Strangelove
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by Dr. Strangelove Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:23 pm
Sp00ky wrote: :O Actually, surprisingly not. Although she's kinda too skinny.
>_<
If I wanted to jerk off to a stick, I'd go outside and find a tree.
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:18 pm
I tried that once...takes longer than you'd think...
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
Sp00ky
Occultist
Posts: 104 Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:41 amLocation: In ur cornerz coming from your anglez.
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by Sp00ky Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:10 pm
Eternities End wrote: How bout sharing a picture so that I can photo shop her nakid...unless you think thats creepy?
Just a little...
"The truth will save you, Scully. I think it will save both of us."
lovecraft518
Primordial Evil
Posts: 783 Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:03 pmLocation: WA
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by lovecraft518 Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:16 pm
Sp00ky wrote:
says the one that wants to contribute his girlfriend to a bunch of freaks, lol
not that being a freak is a bad thing "To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come..."
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:59 pm
I only want to see it because I don't tent to trust people too well...I usually need evidence when a guy who frequents a forum makes such a bold claim...
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
Jesus Prime
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by Jesus Prime Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:07 pm
I wouldn't call that frequent ing. Sometimesing, maybe.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
