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But I'm starting to taste colors!
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That's only the beginning.
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Jesus Prime wrote:That's only the beginning.

OH GOD! I CAN HEAR THE COLORS NOW!
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Anyone got a gun?
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I got badababnSMANFI ity@s hpaaenigni !!! to oyo!uo!u!ou!ou!o!uo!
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Hitting the guinness a little hard, I see JP.
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odin2 wrote:Hitting the guinness a little hard, I see JP.
Or the fucking moose.
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a big water bear statue, but for some reason the title of the page is 'shoggoth' (click to see):
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I saw these things on an animal planet tv special. I think it was the top ten greatest survivors. This water bear thing came in first.
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Why is my hoax-detecting sense tingling? This sounds so much like the ice-worm, jackalope, etc.
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the greatest trick the water bear ever pulled was convincing the world that it didn't exist!
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I mean, really, a microscopic creature doesn't have enough cells for muscle tissue, so claws don't makeany sense at all. Plus, all those photos could easily be bits of pond scum-and some of the colorphotos are not red. I just generally get a hoaxy feeling.
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behold! there can be no question! not only are water bears real, but they are the only real form of life in existence. we and all others are but figments of their tiny imaginings—WE are the hoax! the video proves all this and more! MORE!!!!!!
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They look more like caterpillars to me.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Bear

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