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The maddening evil that is grasping my brain

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WRITERS BLOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW DO I GET PAST WRITERS BLOCK :(
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Kick yourslef several times in the balls...I dont do it personally but I hear it works
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Watch a good movie.
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Post by E.A. Lovecraft »

And chill for a while.
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Kick yourself in the sack!
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Then chill.
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ya that probably works pretty damn good
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Post by E.A. Lovecraft »

Stephen King does the same thing, except instead of kicking his own nuts, he steps in front of a moving van.

That's why his stories kick so much ass.
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I think you got it mixed up with his stories licking so much balls
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Your jealousy isn't becoming.
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You could try watching this.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 8477096579


Yes, it is strange. But make sure to watch it all the way through!
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Watch "Videodrome".
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Have a wank?
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just keep typing the phrase 'what would jj do?' over and over, right there on the page where you got stuck. leave it in the final draft for best results.

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