I was gonna go to work but then I got high...

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Enkil
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I was gonna go to work but then I got high...

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I just got a new promotion but then I got high. Now I'm selling dope and I know why.

Because I got high, because I got , because I got high.
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La dada, da dada da.
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Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DOTA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DOTA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar
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Post by JJ Burke »

some people call me the space cowboy, bay beh
some call me the gangster of lo-ove, yeah
some people call me maurice
'cause i speak of the pompetus of lo-ove.

i'm a pushar, i'm a smeker,
i'm a motstandet vi leker
i play my music in the su-u-un
i'm a springer, and a creeper
and motstandet vi slee-eepar,
i sure don't want to hurt no-o-one

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Rodr-Evil
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huh? all is fine Enkil man?
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Post by cultistofvertigo »

I want to smurf you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I WANT TO FLIP YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!
My whole existance is fraud
You get me closer to god (the goddess of burning children)

What are we doin' here? I didn't know your name was maurice... woop woo...

Or, don't tell me and next week I'll post a recipe for mashed potatoes.
look at the time... with your eyeballs.

go on now, do it.
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