Cthuhlu VS Godzilla (Read Before Vote)

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 am

You people are forgetting that he's got G cells which mean he regenerated from almost everything, which explains why he's in so many movies. In one movie where Meca-Godzilla was taking him to town, Godzilla had his brains blown out(they were on his legs or something stupid like that) and in like 5 minutes he was back into "monster awesome" mode and tooled those humans.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:52 am

I say Michael Biehn could take them all.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:15 am

Jesus Prime wrote:I say Michael Biehn could take them all.

That guy couldn't even take a little alien blood on his chest

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:56 am

It was the crash that killed him, silly.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:42 pm

touché

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:27 pm

I mean, yeah, he's gonna die, for sures, but he'll kick everyone's ass first.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:34 pm

Pffft he only shot like 4 Aliens and a face hugger...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:36 pm

And Ripley did what? Hit a few fucking buttons at the right time.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:24 pm

Shot the shit out of a bunch of Eggs, face huggers, shot up the Queen...then finished her off in a giant mech suit. Plus she's been in all the movies and was brought back from the dead and is now like half Alien or something stupid...reminds me of Jesus...

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:38 am

Eternities End wrote:You people are forgetting that he's got G cells which mean he regenerated from almost everything, which explains why he's in so many movies. In one movie where Meca-Godzilla was taking him to town, Godzilla had his brains blown out(they were on his legs or something stupid like that) and in like 5 minutes he was back into "monster awesome" mode and tooled those humans.

yeah well... technically he did only regenerate his lower half because of Rodan's disintegrating... but, if he completely regenerated from a skeleton and (in the future of the GMK timeline) a heart, i think regrowing his second brain in a few minutes isn't entirely out of the question.

BUT! The merging with rodan is what I think caused him to melt. Because, it was actually way too much energy as he could have regrown on his own, but the excess ended up buring him up because his heart had an overload... kinda like a backwards hear attack.

Point being, it was RODAN that melted Godzilla, and not Space Godzilla/Destroyah/Cthulhu (or technically i guess it would have to be the Chorazin because, again, Cthulhu ran away from a physical fight with Godzilla, and thats the sanest thing he ever did).

or maybe it was Miki Segusa who saved godzilla by her subconsious guilt manifesting her psychic powers to speed up reorganizer G-1 (the name of the organelles that cause G-Cells to regrow in a few seconds).

Also, what's this Micheal Beihn or something? Listen, nobody beats Ridley... wait... did I just? I meant Ridley. Damn! RiPley, with a "p." Ripley wins. Also, in the future, she has a clone with flippin' acid blood, and she had a queen chestburster, and single-handedly destroyed an ENTIRE FUCKING XENOMORPH HIVE! Even the damn Queen. I'm going to attempt to list her kills here:

"Nostromo" Alien
Acheron Queen
the entire rest of the hive (maybe 10 of the warriors at least, possibly praetorian)
Dog Alien
Queen Chestburster
A whole bunch more aliens
The Newborn
Ridley
+ she's the only one in all of the films (including the goofballs in AvP and even the predators themselves) who actually knows what the creatures are like, REALLY like. Most everyone else in the way of the xenomorphs gets confused by some psuedo-mythological alien lore that they seem to spread, like what happens in the comics. Also, mad scientists.

THat last part about Ridley isnt true, even though she probably could beat Ridley in a fist fight, but damn i can't wait for Prime 3. Who would win if Metroid Prime and Jesus Prime had a fight?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:32 pm

wait a minute, ripley didn't kill the dog alien.. that was the inmates' plan. and if that dog alien had had a monkey alien riding on its back, then forget it. we'd all be speaking xenomorph right now.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:01 pm

She also didn't kill the Nostromo alien, it fell out a hatch. Hudson, Vasquez or Hicks probably had the same kill tally in "Aliens" as she did, and the dog/cow alien was technically killed by the last surviving inmate. Plus, killing the newborn wasn't hot shit for her, since it wasn't going to hurt her at all.
Ridley vs Predator is sounding like a good movie right now. Big red flying thing versus a crab-faced rasta? Win.
And I'd probably win. Then I'd fuck Samus Aran.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:12 pm

JJ Burke wrote:wait a minute, ripley didn't kill the dog alien.. that was the inmates' plan. and if that dog alien had had a monkey alien riding on its back, then forget it. we'd all be speaking xenomorph right now.

Doesn't Alien take place in the future?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 4:16 pm

One possible future, from your perspective.

Wait, wrong movie.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:11 pm

I have never seen this movie....

The Temple of Dagon

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