Cthuhlu VS Godzilla (Read Before Vote)

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:59 pm

No Riddick would kill Godzilla, Vin Diesel would get his ass kicked

Ktulu · Post by **Ktulu** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:00 pm

(i was referring to riddick...)

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:08 pm

Michael Biehn >>>>>>>>>>>>> Vin Disiel

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:09 pm

vin effing diesel? have you not seen the breakdancing video?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:14 am

Have you not seen "The Abyss"?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:07 pm

that's a good'un.

i wonder how the abyss aliens' technology would fare in a fight against cthulhu. they could slap him with columns of water and so forth. maybe park their spaceship on top of his trap-door.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:10 pm

I thinking more along the lines of Coffey > Riddick.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:35 pm

only a serious biehner can name any role other than 'kyle reese'

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:56 pm

Kyle Reese, Lt Coffey, Dwayne Hicks, Randall Buttman (yes, haha, Buttman), Sherriff Hague, Sherriff Marken, Johnny Ringo...

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:15 pm

what, no navy seals?
and did you know he was in grease?

imdb, you are my internet movie database.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:35 pm

If we're playing Navy Seals then I get to be Bill Paxton

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:27 pm

Bill Paxton rocks.

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:06 pm

Isn't Godzilla just a giant prehistoric lizard? Cthulhu is an Old God.

I think this is a no-brainer. Lol!

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:23 am

Rodr-Evil wrote:The real shit is Cthulhu vs Gezora!!!

AH YEAH! GEZORA WINS! He's possessed by Yog (maybe), and Yog is better than Cthulhu, so how could he lose?

Gezora, Kamoebas, and Ganimes X Cthulhu... I wanna see that movie. Or not.

Or Ebirah X Ganimes... Is it off topic if a post has nothing to do with mythos monsters? In my awesome opinion, Ebirah is the best crustacean monster of all time. I only know a few though... so, whatever. Isn't there a real crab-style great old one and not byatis or something?

cultistofvertigo · Post by **cultistofvertigo** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:38 am

decadence wrote:Isn't Godzilla just a giant prehistoric lizard? Cthulhu is an Old God.

I think this is a no-brainer. Lol!

ooh! navy seals!

yeah, there's no such thing as a god. So your argument is mute. Cthulhu isn't even poweful enough to pretend. Leave that stuff to the outer gods, God the goddess of burning children, Vertigo et all, um... cyberdemon?

point is, he's an alien that only the very gullible and uninformed (humans) would see as a god. He can't really do anything god-like, like Yog or Xuchilbara, but... he's got tentacles, i guess, and he has telepathy (just like mothra) and... i guess he can dreate storms? So he's like Battra with tentacles? Yeah, that's how it goes.

So Battra with tentacles is a god and beats Godzilla. Ok. Nevermind that Godzilla has killed entities that actually are immortal and dont just sleep their lives away (like Battra and Biollante), because he's "just a lizard."

Well, you might have forgotten that he's a THEROPOD, not a "lizard" or lepidosaur or squamate or cold-blooded pansy. Also, you might not have known, but Godzilla is a mutant, exposed to the heart of a nuclear bomb, which, I don't know if you've realized this as most american's idea of a bomb is somthing that spawns all sorts of throw-away b monsters overnight, but nothing lives through a nuclear bomb (except maybe some arthropods). Godzilla lived, not only lived, but grew to 50 meters and got a beam weapon and started kicking some ass. He's been doing this for 50 years straight. Cthulhu never fought anyone that we know of, unless you actually believed he himself fought with the elder things and not his star-spawn or deep ones.

Of course, no one can be THAT gullible... could they?

[/sarcastic asshole mode]

man, i should really start reading ALL the posts before i start mine again.

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