H.P Lovecraft's The Tomb! Travesty of Justice. Piece of Shit

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H.P Lovecraft's The Tomb! Travesty of Justice. Piece of Shit

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So I walk into my local movie store to rent some B movies up with my chum palls and I come across a film take on good old Lovecrafts short story the Tomb...naturally I was exited because I was surprised that my hick town movie store would contain such a movie. anxiously I read the back in hopes to remember the plot (The Tomb as I can recall sucked so I was seeing if it was the same story I thought it was). Disgust quickly turned to rage as I read the gay rip off "Saw" plot and I cast it down and walked out of the store...Once I got home I realized this was a worst travesty of Lovecraft then I'd ever seen...

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wrote:Congratulations Ulli, you have made the most amateur film that I have ever seen.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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No Problem my friend
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i just saw this, but too late. It really is a piece of shit. Its really only related to Lovecraft in the sense they end up talking about him. a lot. which really takes you out of the story. and it does not look good, a little worse than 28 days later camera quality (the difference being 28 days later was a good movie.) Avoid at all costs...
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I say we fire bomb the guy who made it!
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Burn his crops, poison his water supply and deliver a plague upon his house!!!
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how about we piss on his dog?
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Yeah, that to!!
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How bout we ask to use his bathroom...then we take a dump in the water tank on the back of the toilette...so then his bathroom smells like shit and he has no idea why!
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I already did that.
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Bullshit you did! I invented that little revenge tool
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put quickdry concrete in his toilet
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But that doesn't smell! You need to throw something manky and dead in the cistern.
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wether it smells or not, have you ever gone to take a shit and the toilet is full of concrete?
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