Submitted for the approval of the Temple of Dagon... a tale

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:00 am

A tale I call "The Disappearing Friend"

This story spans 11 years. In elementry school I was in a group of friends. There were 4 of us, including our own Cartman. We always hung out together. Two of them were tight, I'll call them "Ted" and "James", as they were computer geeks, Apple geeks to be specific, which is the worst kind of computer geek in my opinion (of which I am now one v_v). They formed a "Mac Club" which was held behind a bunch of bushes during recess. Their entrance requirements were strict, so only the two of them were in it, at least until the end of 5th grade at which point I gained entrance.

In middle school things started to hit the fan and I transfered to a private school. The year after "James" started to be a complete and utter ass to my two other friends for no reason what so ever. He was such an ass that my two friends started to hate his guts and have never spoken to him since. The year after that he transfered to a private school, never to be heard from again.

Just an hour ago my friend "Ted" found his profile on Facebook. He took a new first name... a ladies first name. And he appears to be completly transgendered.

Now it all makes sense. Making everyone hate him, switching schools, killing his idendity completely and effeciently over only a year. What makes explicit sense (and I do mean explicit) is the "Mac Club." I bet "James" took "Ted" behind the bushes, touched his motherboard and massaged his CPU.

Fini

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:06 pm

Gross! I'd laugth my ass off if one of my freinds ended up doing that, Its funny too cuz that sounds sorta like my life, sept for the Macs and the switching of schools...but I do know some tool named James!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:01 pm

A pretty girl?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:56 pm

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:18 am

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:04 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:A pretty girl?

nothing you wouldnt bang my friend

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:07 pm

Good point. You sexy beast, you.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:08 pm

Enkil wrote:...I bet "James" took "Ted" behind the bushes, touched his motherboard and massaged his CPU.

Fini

I LOL'd!

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