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Enkil
Primordial Evil
Posts: 655 Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:57 amLocation: Boston, Mass
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by Enkil Mon May 21, 2007 1:13 pm
I am your master, obey me, pay me homage, do my dry cleaning.
"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it." ~ Caesar
JJ Burke
Old One
Posts: 2120 Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:52 pmLocation: Southern California
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by JJ Burke Mon May 21, 2007 1:25 pm
I never know what to expect from Jesus Prime.
A monkey riding a dog is probably the awesomest thing that could ever happen.
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Jesus Prime
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Posts: 3713 Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:38 pmLocation: Ireland (Moon-Bog country)
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by Jesus Prime Mon May 21, 2007 1:27 pm
I can't afford your dry cleaning at present. Hence, the forum shall be taxed. On your head be it!
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Mon May 21, 2007 2:39 pm
Cant tax me...Im a private citizen
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
Enkil
Primordial Evil
Posts: 655 Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:57 amLocation: Boston, Mass
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by Enkil Mon May 21, 2007 7:16 pm
What'cha gonna do? Reduce my post count by 1? :D
"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it." ~ Caesar
Jesus Prime
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Posts: 3713 Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:38 pmLocation: Ireland (Moon-Bog country)
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by Jesus Prime Tue May 22, 2007 5:20 pm
Nah, I'll just use your profile to find your National Insurance number, and take all your monies. As far as you know, I can do that.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
Eternities End
Deep One Spawn
Posts: 1898 Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 pmLocation: The Icy Land of Canada
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by Eternities End Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 pm
Jokes on you, Im wanted in three other countries fornot paying my taxes, what makes you think I'd pay in the first place...
Jesus Prime wrote: Good point. You sexy beast, you.
Mid-19th Century: Captain Obed Marsh explores Devil's Reef. Reputedly, he is searching for pirate treasure
odin2
Shadow Out Of Time
Posts: 1443 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:26 pmLocation: Oklahoma
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by odin2 Tue May 22, 2007 7:32 pm
Cant tax me!!
"I'm farther from doing what I want to do than I was 20 years ago"
IMDB wrote: in the event of a zombie apocalypse, or the return of Cthulu, be near a Wal-Mart!
Enkil
Primordial Evil
Posts: 655 Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:57 amLocation: Boston, Mass
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by Enkil Wed May 23, 2007 5:45 am
Heh. To bad I'm an American citizen JJ, all I have is a SS and Selective Service number. Now please, I have a shirt that needs dry cleaning.
"If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it." ~ Caesar
Jesus Prime
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Posts: 3713 Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:38 pmLocation: Ireland (Moon-Bog country)
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by Jesus Prime Wed May 23, 2007 7:49 am
Yeah, well, I can still have your identity stolen, and your house seized by Inland Revenue - along with your shirt.
Adrian wrote: TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote: I sure love my pudding.
tsathoggua
Primordial Evil
Posts: 682 Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:17 pmLocation: Motueka, NZ
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by tsathoggua Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:05 pm
You cant tax me either, im broke!!!!
"If the eye could perceive the demons that people the universe, existence would be impossible. The demons are more numerous than we are."
