Ever wanted to get the word of our great master Cthulhu out to the masses? Ever seen those little black booklets that Chick publications sends to churches and Christian fundamentalists to give to you to scare you into conversion? Well now you too can use the same strategy to get the followers to come out in your town! Print up this little booklet, copy it hundreds of times, fold them, staple them, and pass them out while preaching the word of the great old one himself! Scare the masses into beliving with this new pamphlet! More to come soon! Odin, I expect you to do this.