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Interesting theory, Burke. Do you think if we chop them up and spread emo sauce on the lawn, the lawn would turn emo? Everyone wants an emo lawn - emo lawns cut themselves.
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but you can't trust it to be even... you're liable to end up with long swishy 'lawn bangs' that drape over half the yard
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And half of it would be freaking mauve.JJ Burke wrote:but you can't trust it to be even... you're liable to end up with long swishy 'lawn bangs' that drape over half the yard
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piss on them alive?
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I guess if you're going to do it, you should probably drink some lemon juice and tabasco sauce beforehand. I'm not sure what affect (if any) that would have on the open wounds - but it'd be an interesting science project.
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Eternities End wrote:Alright, I got a better idea, we'll skin them alive, piss on them...then burry them alive upside down...that should do the trick
No we roll them in salt after we skin them, Then piss on them.

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what was this thread about again?
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yah, then we should light them on fire, then piss on them again!odin2 wrote:Eternities End wrote:Alright, I got a better idea, we'll skin them alive, piss on them...then burry them alive upside down...that should do the trick
No we roll them in salt after we skin them, Then piss on them.
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