The Moral of the Story...

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:53 am

JP's a sexy pimp mo'fuckah, y'all!

The Moral of the Story: Don't shoot a detective in the face when his friends are around the corner.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:51 am

Thanks for the heads-up.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:25 am

then where do you suggest i shoot him?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:27 pm

The cops should've finished the job.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:58 pm

they missed their chance to kill the guy.. now that they beat the snot out of him, leaving him alive, they have to answer cop brutality charges and contend with the killer's side of the story*, which be sure to have a lot of legal nooks and crannies for a good lawyer to exploit, probably a lawyer who wants to be famous and has a couple of decks of race cards up each sleeve, and several people come out with books.

* heh. but here's how wikipedia sums up the story, 2 years later:

wikipedia wrote:An investigation into the matter revealed that Carpio was not abused and that the damages to his face were likely caused by his landing from his jump from the third story window.

so anticlimactic, it might be true!

i'm going to run away and join the media circus

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:02 pm

oh, ps, enkil, hide that url in a tag please, like so:

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&#91;url=http&#58;//long.url&#93;watch da video&#91;/url&#93;

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:29 pm

Done.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:26 pm

The media should bring back the whole "he beat me because Im Irish" deal, they havent played that card in a while...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:03 pm

We beat each other enough as it is.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:20 pm

I suggest shooting them in the arm, with heroin.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:17 am

For free?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:28 am

Yes, then you can say they shot up in front of you and get 'em fired. Then you'll be cleared of all charges and be hailed as a national hero and be paraded about in all your glory!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:44 am

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:56 am

Hmm... GOOD IDEA!

FranklinWest · Post by **FranklinWest** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:07 am

My motto is "Some people need to be violently beaten", and I'm sticking to it.