So on my trip to Newport...

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:24 pm

Who said I'd get my dad to? I just need to be there for the weapons. I'm at least a good a shot as him. Having him wouldn't hurt though.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:25 pm

especially if you want to fire more than two of those guns at a time... or more than one at a time, if you're less of a man than chuck norris

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:38 pm

Two Lugers at a time shouldn't be too tricky.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:19 am

I hear their kick back is nasty.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:31 pm

I've heard just the opposite, though it may depend on the model. Never fired one, myself, but always admired the one my grandfather brought back from France.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:05 pm

i can fire two loogies at a time. especially if i first smoke one of my el lügadør cigars

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:24 pm

Dudes Dudes, your forgetting something, two Lugars aint gonna kill Chuck Norris...what we need is some kind of hand phaser which will make him disappear!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:21 pm

Pfft, Chuck's a puss.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:04 pm

Chuck might be tough, but even though can't stand up to bullets.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:35 pm

nice chat.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:56 pm

Thanks.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:17 pm

have an el lügadør. its thick, tarry smoothness will fortify your phlegm with the staying power it needs to fly into the wind. of evil and such. el lügadør: official cigar of not emptying out the skins and filling them with mary jane™

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:19 pm

Drive a steam-boat at the guy's face, that'll stun him for a while as the hideous gash re-knits itself.

Or was that some lesser evil?

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:49 am

Jesus Prime wrote:Drive a steam-boat at the guy's face, that'll stun him for a while as the hideous gash re-knits itself.

Or was that some lesser evil?

Na thats Chuck Norris alright