The love thread

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:35 am

I love meat
I love cheese
I love old toys
I love wine

more later..

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:54 am

I love milk
I love steak
I love my cats
I love BBQ ribs

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:29 pm

i love paris in the spring
i love LA
i love jennifer hewitt
i love craft

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:48 pm

I love water
I love sand
I love go
I love books

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:33 pm

I love lamp.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:17 pm

I love to drink and party hard
I love to fight, I'm not afraid to die
I love to fuck, any girl will do

*goes into a G.G. Allin song*

WE'RE NOT ASHAMED OF THE THINGS THAT WE DO!
DRINK, FIGHT! AND FUCK! DRINK FIGHT AND FUCK!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:49 pm

two loving lovers lovingly read the book of love in the tunnel of love. it was dark but the loving light of their love was enough to see how lovingly they were loving the book, which contained a message of love:

the book of love
by anonymous

chapter 1. to fully love the love of love, you must first love to love loving yourself. it is not enough to love yourself, or to have someone else love the way you love yourself. the layers of love must be laid by your labor alone— a labor of love, if ever there was one. an old swahili goat-slaughtering dirge (loosely translated) conveys the essence of this truth:
O vengeful grandmother
through your golden hoop earrings i hurl
stones from the mountain of pain
in the far west where the sun goes to die
but never stops laughing
chapter 2. rule #1: the best pick-up line always snags you the hottest broad in the joint. learn how to say words like 'shunt' and 'kumquat' without being pepper-sprayed. soon you will have pure white rocks of chick-crack rolling from your tongue like a slot machine, and your next problem will be how to pick the friggin dirtiest girls and get rid of the rest, youknowmsayn?

chapter 3. memorize some poetry, and work on your portuguese accent, and that ho will be sliding off your leather upholstery before you can say...

'good lord,' said one of the loving lovers, 'where did you get this book?'

'it was in the boat, with the love preservers,' said the other lover, whose love for loving was equaled only by the previously mentioned lover's love-love.

'well let's put it back.'

'...ok.'

'what do you want to do now?'

'we're near the end of the tunnel.. i suppose there's time to—'

but the lover never finished the lovely thought, because a stray bullet from a drive-by shooting entered the tunnel and ricocheted 3 times before lodging lovingly in the love center of the brain.

the other lover lived to love another day

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:11 pm

I love the temple of dagon.

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:18 pm

I love coffee
I love milk
I love cats

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:44 pm

I love "New Yankee Workshop".

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:52 pm

JJ Burke wrote:
but the lover never finished the lovely thought, because a stray bullet from a drive-by shooting entered the tunnel and ricocheted 3 times before lodging lovingly in the love center of the brain.

I love that! ^^^^

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:37 pm

all you need is love, love is all you need

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:50 am

I love Poe.
I love old, large buildings.
I love black coffee.
I love my cats but somewhat less when they urinate in inappropriate places and mew at my door at six in the morning.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:30 pm

I love slow walks on the beach
I love to be pampered
I love to be held...

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:02 am

I love "nutella"

I love old games like Double Dragon

oh and I love this site http://www.emuasylum.com/index.php?page=roms