One, Two, Three, Four, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:32 am

CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!

These in the robings of glory,
Those in the gloom of defeat,
All with the battle-blood gory,
In the dusk of eternity meet:
- Francis Miles Finch

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:59 am

look at the giant nail on this thumb! and there's a gecko on top, to bite you

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:07 pm

That's the atomic bomb of thumbs.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:11 pm

It's a little tiny gecko!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:56 pm

but just look at how he's savaged the thumbnail. don't turn your back on this thing

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:03 pm

speaking of savaged thumbnails

THE WAR ESCALATES!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:53 pm

I want a good clean fight. Now, let's get it on!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:52 pm

I have officially enlisted the guy from the Juicy Fruit commerical who has the massive thumb. FEAR MY RANKS.

See: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VpCrr3YUBpw

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:19 pm

you're going down!!!

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:45 am

Ha! Your petty redcoats are no match for my Atomic Thumb.

As Commander I've enlisted this gorilla to help me fight. His thumb may not be large, but inform your redcoats not to underestimate them! They'll rip your thumbs off if you give them a chance!

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:21 am

Monkeys and lizards and Limeys bedamned! All pretenders will be crushed by the might of Thumon Digitson, Thumb Lord of Asgard, Squasher of Insignificant Mortals, Bearer of Mighty Splinters.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:19 pm

holy crap.. we're getting into mutually assured destruction now

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:09 pm

I do believe we are in a Thumb Cold War now. No one make a move or we'll destroy the boards!

I do believe this can be likened to WW2. I'm Japan with my gurilla warfare, JJ is England and EAL is America. Now JP just needs to enter in as Nazi Germany and we'll have a grand old time.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:37 pm

you have awakened a sleeping giant...

thumb

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:25 pm

No, I'm playing the Irish side in WW2. I'm going to go kill some English guys and hold up a post office.