"Norris Is Le Chuck"

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:33 pm

Come on! Ford could kick Chuck's woodchuck!!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:01 pm

Did you not see the part were he got his balls smooshed into paste

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:22 pm

that's just one crazy theory among hundreds! don't be seduced by the colorful cartoons and the almost-catchy music! you must seek the truth above all

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:09 pm

...Which is that Travette was a couch.

R. Carter · Post by **R. Carter** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:33 am

new poll idea: Chuck Norris vs. Cthulhu

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:27 am

Norris wins, easy. See, he's tougher than a boat, and a boat kicked Cthulhu's ass.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:58 am

Yah my money would be on Chuck

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:23 am

Jesus Prime wrote:Norris wins, easy. See, he's tougher than a boat, and a boat kicked Cthulhu's ass.

It did? I thought he just backed away, or got bored, or the wife called.
"Cthulhu! Get yer big, green, scaley butt back in here and help me breastfeed! My titts are as sore as an Elder Thing trying to walk a mile!"
"Yes, dear..."

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:19 pm

mrs. cthulhu sounds heedeous

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:51 pm

http://www.funny-base.com/games/chucknorris.html

cult game!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:24 pm

finally, a game that shows what it's really like to be chuck norris. enemies appear so slow and inept, it's almost an act of mercy to reach behind my back without looking and rip their hearts out of their ribcages