Lovecraft in Cradle Of Filth

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:57 pm

not everybody is man enough to just use their pants, ee

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:03 pm

Na, half the time Im not even waring pants...usually I just squat on the front lawn

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:44 pm

must be nice to have a lot of new neighbors all the time

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:50 pm

I've been miserable enough that I have nothing left to prove-I still prefer an indoor, flush toilet.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:15 am

Eternities End wrote:Na, half the time Im not even waring pants...usually I just squat on the front lawn

Watch you don't wipe with nettles.

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:49 am

Or broken glass.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:02 am

what do you mean 'wipe'?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:44 am

Our climate here isn't warm enough to allow the quick drying that would do away with the need to clean the sticky poop off of one's buttocks.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:25 pm

Eternities End wrote:...usually I just squat on the front lawn

That reminds me of a joke . . .

Two bums are walking through Central Park late at night. One stops suddenly and says, "Hold on. I gotta take a dump." He drops his pants, squats down, and a few seconds later, both bums hear a strange noise.

The other bum looks down, does a double take, and says, "Holy cow, you haven't had anything to eat in long time, huh?"

The squatting bum says, "No I haven't. How can you tell?"

The other bum says, "Your asshole just took a bite of the grass."

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:53 pm

the visuals just get better and better!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:02 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Eternities End wrote:...usually I just squat on the front lawn
That reminds me of a joke . . .

Two bums are walking through Central Park late at night. One stops suddenly and says, "Hold on. I gotta take a dump." He drops his pants, squats down, and a few seconds later, both bums hear a strange noise.

The other bum looks down, does a double take, and says, "Holy cow, you haven't had anything to eat in long time, huh?"

The squatting bum says, "No I haven't. How can you tell?"

The other bum says, "Your asshole just took a bite of the grass."

lol, its funny because its physically impossible

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:55 am

Maybe for you.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:09 pm

kurt vonnegut wrote:Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:22 pm

Of Course...it all makes sense now

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:21 pm

That was before the internet.
Now everybody has seen real twerps.