"Fascinating Things I Find Online"

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:27 pm

"A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this:

"Put all your muny in this bag."

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America."

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:19 pm

Thats bullshit...

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:31 pm

I saw it happen! Its true!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:15 pm

lol...

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:51 am

Actually, it occurred. In Florida. Last Week. I got the story off News of the Weird, a highly reliable and OLD news outlet for weird, off the cuff stories that happen in everyday American life.

Yep.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:54 pm

See told you.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:08 pm

Only in the western world.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:17 pm

Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:31 pm

florida!? that's america's wang! —h. j. simpson

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:54 pm

Eternities End wrote:Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:23 pm

decadence wrote:
Eternities End wrote:Only in America...up here people arn't that stupid

Ba-zing!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:56 pm

Hey mye lacks of typing skill dont not represent mine contry

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:19 am

don't you know everybody wears mittens in canadia

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:25 am

I heard the birds fly backwards and the dogs wear hats there too.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:11 pm

Dont forget the most important facts...like in Canada some people were shoes on there hands and hamburgers eat people