A man walks up to you and offers to let you launch 1 nuke...

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:32 am

You can choose the target and are guaranteed that it will launch. What you are not allowed to know is where it launches from or what will happen after at your target or the world in general.

So...
1) Do you take up the offer?
2) And if you do, what's your choice of target?

I suppose it would be fair for me to answer first, I'd nuke Antarctica. Damn Elder Things! THIS ISNT YOUR WORLD ANYMORE! IT'S OURS! BE GONE VIAL PESTS!

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:44 am

i've always wanted to nuke the moon.. but if i don't get to see what happens, what's the point?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:49 am

You could send an effigee (sp) of yourself to the moon... or ride it to the moon and jump off high enough to witness it.

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:57 am

Yes.
I would nuke AOL Headquarters.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:47 pm

Yes.
The White House....Or some old lady's house

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:40 pm

pfft, the white house. they do more good in a month than you will in a life time

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:22 pm

I'd nuke Pluto. Why? Because it has no point in living. Say, what happens to us after the nuke is launched?

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:12 am

You don't know. That was part of the agreement.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:05 am

there's something fishy about this deal

Rodr-Evil · Post by **Rodr-Evil** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:51 pm

Yes! the target is this country.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:19 pm

You Nuke Pluto because of the Mi-Go. You nuke chile because of the ruins.

decadence · Post by **decadence** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:44 pm

Enkil wrote:pfft, the white house. they do more good in a month than you will in a life time

That's like insisting the Earth is flat.

Enkil · Post by **Enkil** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:55 pm

Yea, like you, or any of use, can sign all the wellfare checks they can; even just the legit ones. Or you can provide the support the gov't gave to New Orleans over the course of a single month, even if it was delayed and half assed. Can you provide relative security to a nation spanning over 3000 miles, or give aid packages to various nations across the world?

None of us can, and even though they pull a lot of dirty shit they also do a lot of good.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:04 pm

Enkil wrote:Yea, like you, or any of use, can sign all the wellfare checks they can; even just the legit ones. Or you can provide the support the gov't gave to New Orleans over the course of a single month, even if it was delayed and half assed. Can you provide relative security to a nation spanning over 3000 miles, or give aid packages to various nations across the world?

None of us can, and even though they pull a lot of dirty shit they also do a lot of good.

Ummm, was that a joke?

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:07 pm

Enkil wrote:Yea, like you, or any of use, can sign all the wellfare checks they can; even just the legit ones. Or you can provide the support the gov't gave to New Orleans over the course of a single month, even if it was delayed and half assed. Can you provide relative security to a nation spanning over 3000 miles, or give aid packages to various nations across the world?

None of us can, and even though they pull a lot of dirty shit they also do a lot of good.

That's true.