The woods, the wilderness, the maw of nature

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:08 am

She certainly convinced the coroner.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:41 pm

A ha...

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:00 am

8 hour Ray Mears marathon on UKTV G2. I don't see any irony in sitting inside all day watching tv shows about outdoor survival. No, I don't.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:31 am

I'll have you know that indoor survival is no joke. No grizzly is as dangerous as an enraged wife, no geographic obstacle more frustrating than a crashed computer, no severe weather condition more threatening than a beer cooler that's out of ice.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:47 pm

Plus, when you're in the woods with no food, you can hunt. In a house with no food, you starve, man. Game over.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:05 pm

Unless you go mouse huunting.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:16 pm

With no food, the mice have long departed.

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:44 pm

Call out for Pizza. Then using your bushcraft skills, ambush and kill the pizza boy. You get lots of pizza, plus a good couple of weeks' worth of meat.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:20 pm

But they've gotten wise to the ruse. Perhaps I should have hidden the bones the first few times.

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:31 pm

A good use for the bones is to make a nice chandelier

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:35 pm

bushcraft skills??? Who said JP has any of those?

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:35 pm

But I ate the fat so I can't make candles for them.

The Temple of Dagon

The woods, the wilderness, the maw of nature

The woods, eh?